THE BIG ONE

Total website redesign.
Multiple new blog posts.
Routine updates on several pages.
Too much to list, even if I remembered it all.
Remind me not to put this git repo on any portfolios.

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-<!DOCTYPE html>
-<html lang="en">
-  <head>
-    <meta charset="utf-8">
-    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
-    <title>About</title>
-    <link href="../style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" media="all">
-    <?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/seasonal.php'); ?>
-  </head>
-  <body>
-    <?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/nav.php'); bg(true, 1000, "Pictured: Me on my daily walk") ?>
-    <h1>about me</h1>
-    <h2 id="caption" title="General Kenobi!">Hello there!</h2>
-    <div class="buttons">
-      <img src="/etc/buttons/isopodhours.png" alt="isopod hours">
-      <a target="_blank" href="https://deeptwisty.com/"><img src="/etc/buttons/deeptwisty_button.png" alt="deep twisty"></a>
-      <iframe src="https://isopod.cool/stuff/beat/frame.php?theme=pixel" style="width: 84px; height: 27px;"></iframe>
-    </div>
-    <div class="buttons">
-      <img src="/etc/buttons/aro.png" alt="Aromantic pride flag">
-      <a href="https://rainy.gay/pride/pridebuttons.html"><img src="/etc/buttons/trans.png" alt="Trans pride flag"></a>
-    </div>
-    <h2>Specs</h2>
-    <table>
-      <tr>
-        <td>Known pseudonyms</td>
-        <td>deep twisty / isopodhours / isopod gaming / bathynomus</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td>Known normalnyms</td>
-        <td>Ada / Hannah</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td>Known necronyms</td>
-        <td>[DATA EXPUNGED]</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td>Known pronounyms</td>
-        <td><?php echo file_get_contents($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/pronouns.txt'); ?> >> <a href="pronouns">more info</a></td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td>Preoccupations</td>
-        <td>Computer hardware / computer software / electronics / making music and 3D art / DIY nonsense of all shapes and sizes</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td>Education</td>
-        <td>Web Design (ongoing)</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td>trnas</td>
-        <td>gener</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td></td>
-        <td><a href="/stats">More info</a></td>
-      </tr>
-    </table>
-    <h2>Links</h2>
-    <table>
-      <tr>
-        <td><a href="mailto:webmaster@isopod.cool" rel="me">webmaster@isopod.cool</a></td>
-        <td>Email</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td><a href="https://signal.me/#eu/Q5Z321Fn6bCsLhj3kNwXxvSgAUmbFiVtx2F-oG0A9_Egl_uTUmNLLYHs1WwbUE4B" rel="me">isopod.97</a></td>
-        <td>Signal</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td>ask</td>
-        <td>Discord</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td>ask</td>
-        <td>Steam</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td>bathynomus#5230</td>
-        <td>Revolt</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td><a href="https://isopod.zone/@root" rel="me">@root@isopod.zone</a></td>
-        <td>Fediverse</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr><td><a href="https://tumblr.isopod.cool/" rel="me">@isopodhours</a></td><td>Tumblr</td></tr>
-      <tr><td><a href="https://bsky.app/profile/isopod.cool" rel="me">@isopod.cool</a></td><td>Bluesky</td></tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@deeptwisty" rel="me">deep twisty</a></td>
-        <td>Youtube for music</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@isopodgaming" rel="me">isopod gaming</a></td>
-        <td>Youtube for other stuff</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td><a href="https://www.twitch.tv/isopodgaming_" rel="me">isopodgaming_</a></td>
-        <td>Twitch</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td><a href="https://deeptwisty.bandcamp.com/" rel="me">deeptwisty.bandcamp.com</a></td>
-        <td>Bandcamp</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td><a href="https://deeptwisty.itch.io/" rel="me">deeptwisty.itch.io</a></td>
-        <td>itch.io</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td><a href="https://ko-fi.com/deeptwisty" rel="me">deeptwisty</a></td>
-        <td>Ko-fi</td>
-      </tr>
-      <tr>
-        <td><a href="https://git.isopod.cool/root/" rel="me">git.isopod.cool/root</a></td>
-        <td>Forgejo</td>
-      </tr>
-    </table>
-    <h2>What's a "deep twisty"?</h2>
-    <p>"deep twisty" is a pseudonym I came up with to post my music and such things under. At this point it exists largely as a way to compartmentalize my online identity such that I can link my art to people who I might not want seeing all this. It comes from some tweets from an <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20221214182955/https://twitter.com/SubnauticaSCM/status/1095774020446744576">official Subnautica twitter account</a> where they referred to the then-work-in-progress Deep Twisty Bridges biome as just "deep twisty". I thought it sounded funny. Funny enough to brand myself based on, apparently.</p>
-    <h2>About the site</h2>
-    <p>This website is written in pure HTML, CSS, and a tiny bit of Javascript with the (at this point rather extensive) server-side stuff done in PHP. It, and everything else I host, is hosted using Caddy on a OVH dedicated server running Ubuntu Server, with domains registered with <a href="https://porkbun.com/">Porkbun</a>. You can read about its history <a href="../blog/posts/deeptwistycom_2nd_anniversary_-_a_history_of_this_bullshit/">here</a>.</p>
-    <p>I was helped immensely in building this thing by <a href="https://www.w3schools.com/">W3Schools</a>, the <a href="https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web">MDN Web Docs</a>, the official <a href="https://www.php.net/manual/en/">PHP manual</a>, <a href="https://landchad.net/">LandChad.net</a>, Stack Overflow, and whatever disgusting bottom-feeding SEO leech sites came up first in the search results.</p>
-    <h2>Quiz results</h2>
-    <div>
-      <a href="https://casiopea.neocities.org/isopod/isopodquiz.html"><img src="images/isopod_quiz_result.png"></a>
-      <a href="https://ouroboreas.neocities.org/quizzes/crackships/quiz"><img src="images/crackship_quiz_result.png" height="100px"></a>
-      <a href="https://andou.gay/quiz/donutquiz"><img src="https://andou.gay/quiz/chocolate donut.png" height="100px"></a>
-      <a href="https://swiftyshq.neocities.org/fun/quiz/rock/" title="Description: ough.... youre so relaxed.... this rock is PERFECT for napping on.... it's warmed by the sun too... .yo.... snzz"><img src="https://swiftyshq.neocities.org/img/quiz/rock/r2.png" height="100px"></a>
-      <a href="https://swiftyshq.neocities.org/fun/quiz/creature/" title="Description: http creature not found. you are maybe toxic but in a funny way. gods little meow meow"><img src="https://swiftyshq.neocities.org/img/quiz/creature/res3.png" height="100px"></a>
-      <a href="http://cupped-expressions.net/cheese/quiz/"><img src="images/cheddar03.gif" width=226 height=93 alt="I am cheddar cheese!"></a> 
-    </div>
-    <h2>Testimonials</h2>
-    <figure class="quote">
-      <blockquote>
-        I am not immune to isopods.
-      </blockquote>
-      <figcaption>
-        &mdash; <a href="https://kalechips.net/">Kalechips</a>
-      </figcaption>
-    </figure>
-    <figure class="quote">
-      <blockquote>
-        Furry behavior
-      </blockquote>
-      <figcaption>
-        &mdash; <a href="https://seaslug.neocities.org/">Seaslug</a>
-      </figcaption>
-    </figure>
-    <figure class="quote">
-      <blockquote>
-        hi for the love of god hello
-      </blockquote>
-      <figcaption>
-        &mdash; <a href="https://mifs.tumblr.com/">mifs</a>
-      </figcaption>
-    </figure>
-    <figure class="quote">
-      <blockquote>
-        isopod isopod isopod isopod isopod isopod isopod isopod isopod
-      </blockquote>
-      <figcaption>
-        &mdash; Twiggy
-      </figcaption>
-    </figure>
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-    <meta charset="utf-8">
-    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
-    <title>Pronounce</title>
-    <link href="/style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" media="all">
-    <?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/seasonal.php'); ?>
-    <style>
-      .entry-container {
-        display: flex;
-        flex-wrap: wrap;
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-    <?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/nav.php'); bg(false, -30, "Of course you have this") ?>
-    <h1>pronouns & shit</h1>
-    <h2 id="caption">extended director's cut special edition</h2>
-    <p>I briefly had a page on <a href="https://pronouns.cc">pronouns.cc</a> once but hell if I'm gonna use it when I have my own website</p>
-    <div class="entry-container">
-      <span class="labeled-entry"><img src="good.svg" alt="Good"> Preferred</span>
-      <span class="labeled-entry"><img src="friend.svg" alt="Friends only"> Friends only</span>
-      <span class="labeled-entry"><img src="bad.svg" alt="Bad"> Don't</span>
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-    <h2>Pronouns</h2>
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-      <span class="labeled-entry"><img src="good.svg" alt="Good"> she/her</span>
-      <span class="labeled-entry"><img src="good.svg" alt="Good"> it/its</span>
-      <span class="labeled-entry"><img src="friend.svg" alt="Friends only"> they/them</span>
-      <span class="labeled-entry"><img src="bad.svg" alt="Bad"> he/him</span>
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