total guestbook overhaul + new blog post + etc

- Added /about/pronouns/ in leiu of something like
  a pronouns.cc profile
- New blog post about my new and improved AI
  opinions
- Moved Stop Using Chromium to an actual blog post
  page
- Blog posts now have previous and next buttons
- New /blog/ background
- Moved status.cafe widget from /blog/ to landing
  page
- Total overhaul of guestbook:
  - Merged guestbook and blog comment section code
  - Beefed up bot protection
  - Added a word filter
  - Added a property to entries to facilitate
    holding comments for review and approving or
    denying them manually (The interface for this
    is somewhere else)
  - IP address from which a post originates is now
    tracked in order to IP ban malicious actors
- Various new buttons
- Updated /greenhouse/
- The site is now a member of the No AI Webring
- a couple minor CSS fixes

1 files changed, 40 insertions, 3 deletions

diff --git a/index.php b/index.php
index fdae17a..42b6ff1 100644
--- a/index.php
+++ b/index.php
@@ -41,13 +41,14 @@
         margin-right: var(--stdpadding);
       }
       #bubblecolumn {
-        position: absolute;
+        position: fixed;
         right: 7%;
         top: 0;
         width: 29px;
         height: 100%;
         background-image: url(images/bubblecolumn1.gif);
         background-repeat: repeat-y;
+        pointer-events: none;
       }
       #bucketfish, .bflink {
         --red: #ffcaca;
@@ -137,6 +138,7 @@
       }
     </style>
     <?php
+      include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/common.php');
       include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/seasonal.php');
       if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
         $captions = array();
@@ -254,6 +256,9 @@
               'is this a bedbuge?',
               'is this buge trans gener?',
               'Now in HD!',
+              'Hard Disk Drive!',
+              '"Tablet or smartphone device"',
+              'Free Palestine!',
               'COUNTER',
               'TUEADAY',
               'PLACEHIM',
@@ -274,9 +279,9 @@
         if(!$seasonal) {
           switch($cap) {
             case 'COUNTER':
-              $num = (int) filter_var(file_get_contents("views.txt"), FILTER_SANITIZE_NUMBER_INT);
+              $num = (int) filter_var(file_get_contents($datadir."caption_views.txt"), FILTER_SANITIZE_NUMBER_INT);
               $num++;
-              file_put_contents("views.txt", $num);
+              file_put_contents($datadir."caption_views.txt", $num);
               $cap = "This caption has been viewed $num times!";
               $tit = "This title has been viewed $num times!";
               break;
@@ -333,6 +338,28 @@
         <h1 style="margin-top: 0;">isopod dot cool<sup>v3.1</sup></h1>
         <h2 id="caption"><?php echo $cap; ?></h2>
       </div>
+      <?php
+        $username = "niceopod"; // Your username here!
+        $ch = curl_init("https://status.cafe/users/$username/status.json");
+
+        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, true);
+        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_HEADER, 0);
+
+        $str = curl_exec($ch);
+        if(curl_error($ch)) {
+          //echo curl_error($ch);
+          $str = "";
+        }
+        curl_close($ch);
+        $status_data = json_decode($str, true);
+        $status_content = $status_data["content"];
+        $face = $status_data["face"];
+        $timeago = $status_data["timeAgo"];
+        if(strlen($status_content) < 1) {
+          $status_content = "Something's gone wrong server side...";
+        }
+        echo "<figure class='quote'><blockquote id='statuscafe'><div id='statuscafe-username'><a href='https://status.cafe/users/$username' target='_blank'>status</a> $face $timeago</div><div id='statuscafe-content'>$status_content</div></blockquote></figure>";
+      ?>
       <nav id="webrings">
         <div style="font-family: sans-serif; font-weight: bold;">
           <a href="https://hotlinewebring.club/bathynomus/previous" style="color: white; text-decoration: none;">←</a>
@@ -354,7 +381,17 @@
           <a href="https://fediring.net/random">?</a>
           <a href="https://fediring.net/next?host=isopod.cool">→</a>
         </div>
+        <div>
+          <a href="https://baccyflap.com/noai/?prv&s=ipd">←</a>
+          <a href="https://baccyflap.com/noai">no AI webring</a>
+          <a href="https://baccyflap.com/noai/?rnd">?</a>
+          <a href="https://baccyflap.com/noai/?nxt&s=ipd">→</a>
+        </div>
       </nav>
+      <div class="buttons">
+        <img src="etc/buttons/isopodhours.png" alt="isopod hours">
+        <a target="_blank" href="https://deeptwisty.com/"><img src="etc/buttons/deeptwisty_button.png" alt="deep twisty"></a>
+      </div>
       <!--script type="text/javascript">document.write('<a href="desktop.html">$login<span class="blinking" >_</span></a>');</script-->
     </main>