THE BIG ONE

Total website redesign.
Multiple new blog posts.
Routine updates on several pages.
Too much to list, even if I remembered it all.
Remind me not to put this git repo on any portfolios.

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+  <head>
+    <meta charset="utf-8">
+    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
+    <title>me | isopod.cool v4</title>
+    <link href="/style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" media="all">
+  </head>
+  <body>
+    <?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/header.php'); ?>
+
+    <main>
+      <section>
+        <h2>about me</h2>
+        <section id="specs">
+          <h3>Specs</h3>
+          <dl style="--ratio: .25;">
+            <dt>Known pseudonyms</dt>
+            <dd>deep twisty / isopodhours / isopod gaming / bathynomus</dd>
+            <dt>Known normalnyms</dt>
+            <dd>Ada / Hannah</dd>
+            <dt>Known necronyms</dt>
+            <dd>[DATA EXPUNGED]</dd>
+            <dt>Known pronounyms</dt>
+            <dd>she/it >> <a href="pronouns/">more info</a></dd>
+            <dt>Preoccupations</dt>
+            <dd>Computer hardware / computer software / electronics / making music and 3D art / DIY nonsense of all shapes and sizes</dd>
+            <dt>Education</dt>
+            <dd>Web Design (ongoing)</dd>
+            <dt>trnas</dt>
+            <dd>gener</dd>
+            <dt></dt>
+            <dd><a href="/stats/">More info</a></dd>
+          </dl>
+        </section>
+        <section id="links">
+          <h3>Links</h3>
+          <dl>
+            <dt>Email</dt>
+            <dd><a href="mailto:webmaster@isopod.cool">webmaster@isopod.cool</a></dd>
+            <dt>Signal</dt>
+            <dd><a href="https://signal.me/#eu/Q5Z321Fn6bCsLhj3kNwXxvSgAUmbFiVtx2F-oG0A9_Egl_uTUmNLLYHs1WwbUE4B">isopod.97</a></dd>
+            <dt>Discord</dt>
+            <dd>ask</dd>
+            <dt>Steam</dt>
+            <dd>ask</dd>
+            <dt>Stoat</dt>
+            <dd>bathynomus#5230 (I don't check this one much!)</dd>
+            <dt>Fediverse</dt>
+            <dd><a href="https://isopod.zone/@root">@root@isopod.zone</a></dd>
+            <dt>Fediverse (backup)</dt>
+            <dd><a href="https://transfem.social/@isopod">@isopod@transfem.social</a></dd>
+            <dt>Tumblr</dt>
+            <dd><a href="https://tumblr.isopod.cool/">@isopodhours</a></dd>
+            <dt>Bluesky</dt>
+            <dd><a href="https://bsky.app/profile/isopod.cool">@isopod.cool</a></dd>
+            <dt>Youtube (music)</dt>
+            <dd><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@deeptwisty">deep twisty</a></dd>
+            <dt>Youtube (other)</dt>
+            <dd><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@isopodgaming">isopod gaming</a></dd>
+            <dt>Twitch</dt>
+            <dd><a href="https://www.twitch.tv/isopodgaming_">isopodgaming_</a></dd>
+            <dt>Bandcamp</dt>
+            <dd><a href="https://deeptwisty.bandcamp.com/">deeptwisty</a></dd>
+            <dt>itch.io</dt>
+            <dd><a href="https://deeptwisty.itch.io/">deeptwisty</a></dd>
+            <dt>Ko-fi</dt>
+            <dd><a href="https://ko-fi.com/deeptwisty">deeptwisty</a></dd>
+            <dt>Forgejo</dt>
+            <dd><a href="https://git.isopod.cool/root/">git.isopod.cool/root</a></dd>
+          </dl>
+        </section>
+        <section id="deeptwisty">
+          <h3>What's a "deep twisty"?</h3>
+          <p>"deep twisty" is a pseudonym I came up with to post my music and such things under. At this point it exists largely as a way to compartmentalize my online identity such that I can link my art to people who I might not want seeing all this. It comes from some tweets from an <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20221214182955/https://twitter.com/SubnauticaSCM/status/1095774020446744576">official Subnautica twitter account</a> where they referred to the then-work-in-progress Deep Twisty Bridges biome as just "deep twisty". I thought it sounded funny. I'm no longer sure what possessed me to use that as a basis for my Personal Brand&trade;, but here we are.</p>
+        </section>
+        <section id="quizresults">
+          <h3>Quiz results</h3>
+          <div class="quizresults">
+            <a href="https://casiopea.neocities.org/isopod/isopodquiz.html"><img src="isopod_quiz_result.png" alt="Isopod quiz: My species is Bathynomus Giganteus"></a>
+            <a href="https://ouroboreas.neocities.org/quizzes/crackships/quiz"><img src="crackship_quiz_result.png" height="100px" alt="Crackship quiz: I'm Phileri (Dr. Phil M&M x Guy Fieri)"></a>
+            <a href="https://andou.gay/quiz/donutquiz"><img src="https://andou.gay/quiz/chocolate donut.png" height="100px" alt="Donut quiz: I'm a chocolate dipped donut"></a>
+            <a href="https://swiftyshq.neocities.org/fun/quiz/rock/" title="Description: ough.... youre so relaxed.... this rock is PERFECT for napping on.... it's warmed by the sun too... .yo.... snzz"><img src="https://swiftyshq.neocities.org/img/quiz/rock/r2.png" height="100px" alt="Rock quiz: My ideal rock is a smooth river rock"></a>
+            <a href="https://swiftyshq.neocities.org/fun/quiz/creature/" title="Description: http creature not found. you are maybe toxic but in a funny way. gods little meow meow"><img src="https://swiftyshq.neocities.org/img/quiz/creature/res3.png" height="100px" alt="Creature quiz: I'm a &quot;Malware Monster&quot;"></a>
+            <a href="http://cupped-expressions.net/cheese/quiz/"><img src="cheddar03.gif" width="226" height="93" alt="Cheese quiz: I am cheddar cheese!"></a>
+            <a href="https://wuffs.org/quiz/"><img src="wuffsquiz.png" height="100" alt="Verbose quiz result incoming: You are a Large Quiz Enjoyer. Aw, what a good girl you are...! You made it through 30 questions and proved your devotion to my bullshit. 🙂 Tags:  💧 Hydrated...? 🙈 Behaves Unprofessionally 🛒 Savvy Shopper 🥚 Egg 🌶️ Kinky 👾 Creature :) 🥔 Potato Powered 🦶 Feet-Aware 🥞 Breakfast Appreciator 🫃 1 ☠️ Wildy Fearer 🏴‍☠️ Pirate 🍦 Creamy Girl"></a> 
+          </div>
+        </section>
+        <section id="testimonials">
+          <h3>Testimonials</h3>
+          <figure class="quote">
+            <blockquote>
+              isopod girl supreme
+            </blockquote>
+            <figcaption>
+              — <a href="https://mifs.tumblr.com/">mifs</a>
+            </figcaption>
+          </figure>
+          <figure class="quote">
+            <blockquote>
+              Furry behavior
+            </blockquote>
+            <figcaption>
+              — <a href="https://seaslug.neocities.org/">seaslug</a>
+            </figcaption>
+          </figure>
+          <figure class="quote">
+            <blockquote>
+              this hurts me deeply
+            </blockquote>
+            <figcaption>
+              — <a href="https://labyrinth.zone/objects/0a4a2e38-e85b-44c8-9f50-ba04c7dee4c3">UsernameSwift</a>
+            </figcaption>
+          </figure>
+          <figure class="quote">
+            <blockquote>
+              what have you done??
+            </blockquote>
+            <figcaption>
+              — <a href="https://wizzzard.online/@starwall/113698160551944339">Starwall</a>
+            </figcaption>
+          </figure>
+          <figure class="quote">
+            <blockquote>
+              hmm. wet.
+            </blockquote>
+            <figcaption>
+              — <a href="https://kitty.social/notes/9xopils3pjoy006w">Zizi</a>
+            </figcaption>
+          </figure>
+        </section>
+      </section>
+    </main>
+
+    <?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . "/footer.php"); ?>
+  </body>
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