various minor changes + blog post

a bunch of minor alterations, of particular import
is the new blog post and the IP banning function
I added to the guestbook

1 files changed, 28 insertions, 42 deletions

diff --git a/nav.php b/nav.php
index 88d6c16..88a0417 100644
--- a/nav.php
+++ b/nav.php
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 <?php
+
 function bg($rightside = false, $dfs = 1000, $title = null) {
   $cpath = preg_replace("/\/[^\/]*$/", "", $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI']);
   $output = "<div style='--bgimg: url(\"$cpath/bg.jxl\"), url(\"$cpath/bg.jpg\");";
@@ -31,6 +32,8 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
         'This site uses $_GAY_COOKIE_EQUIVALENT',
         'Supports LGBT!',
         'Banned in Florida!',
+        'I hear they\'re doing gay sloth month next',
+        'and for strait people just gn i guess 😐',
         'Are you cis or are you normal'
       );
       $seasonal = true;
@@ -48,7 +51,7 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
       );
       $seasonal = true;
       break;
-    case 12:
+    /*case 12:
       $captions = array(
         'hoe hoe hoe or some shit',
         'Happy Holidays!',
@@ -65,7 +68,7 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
         'christmas isn\'t real'
       );
       $seasonal = true;
-      break;
+      break;*/
     default:
       $captions = array(
         'bruh moment',
@@ -138,15 +141,16 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
         'Hard Disk Drive!',
         '"Tablet or smartphone device"',
         'Free Palestine!',
+        'Girl, we\'ve <em>been</em> knowing how to draw.',
+        '<span class="flipped">Upside Down!</span>',
+        '<span class="rainbowtext">RGB Gaming Webpage</span>',
+        '<a href="/stuff/beat/">@'.date("B").'</a>',
+        '<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N14uA0EhBAU">coke and fries halo</a>',
+        'Check it out, I\'m in the <span class="house">house</span> like carpet',
         'COUNTER',
         'TUEADAY',
         'PLACEHIM',
-        'UPSIDEDOWN',
-        'RGB',
-        'BLAHAJ',
-        '@BEAT',
-        'HALO',
-        'LIKECARPET'
+        'BLAHAJ'
       );
       break;
   }
@@ -175,24 +179,6 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
         $cap = '<img id="blahaj" src="images/blahaj.png"> <a href="https://berrymot.github.io/">certified</a> Good Website by blåhaj';
         echo "<style type='text/css'>#blahaj { animation: spin 5s linear infinite; height: 1em; } @keyframes spin { from { transform: rotate(0deg); } to { transform: rotate(360deg); } } @media (prefers-reduced-motion) { #blahaj { animation: none; } }</style>";
         break;
-      case 'Kind of dragon free!':
-        $cap = '<span class="minecraftsplash">Kind of dragon free!</span>';
-        break;
-      case 'UPSIDEDOWN':
-        $cap = '<span class="flipped">Upside Down!</span>';
-        break;
-      case 'RGB':
-        $cap = '<span class="rainbowtext">RGB Gaming Webpage</span>';
-        break;
-      case '@BEAT':
-        $cap = '<a href="/stuff/beat/">@'.date("B").'</a>';
-        break;
-      case 'HALO':
-        $cap = '<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N14uA0EhBAU">coke and fries halo</a>';
-        break;
-      case 'LIKECARPET':
-        $cap = 'Check it out, I\'m in the <span class="house">house</span> like carpet';
-        break;
     }
   }
 }
@@ -216,21 +202,21 @@ function echolink($url, $name) {
   <nav id='main-nav'>
   <a href='/neppy/' style='position: absolute; top: -500rem; left: -500rem; height: 0; width: 0; font-size: 0; opacity: 0;'>AI scrapers click here!</a>
   <?php
-  if($_SERVER["DOCUMENT_ROOT"] !== getcwd()) {
-    echo "<a href='https://$host/'>home</a> ";
-  } else {
-    echo("<a href='https://deeptwisty.com' style='text-decoration: none;' title='the website where i post my various art. i like to compartmentalize'><span style=' margin: 0; padding: 0; font-style: italic; background: linear-gradient(135deg, #2e1ae0 0%, #2e1ae0 35%, #00ff00 65%, #ffff00 90%); background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;'>deep twisty</span></a>");
-  }
-  echolink("about", "about");
-  echolink("uses", "uses");
-  echolink("music", "music");
-  echolink("blog", "blog");
-  echolink("links", "links");
-  echolink("stuff", "stuff");
-  echolink("guestbook", "guestbook");
-  echolink("stats", "stats");
-  echolink("greenhouse", "greenhouse");
-  echolink("etc", "etc");
-  echo("</nav>"); 
+    if($_SERVER["DOCUMENT_ROOT"] !== getcwd()) {
+      echo "<a href='https://$host/'>home</a> ";
+    } else {
+      echo("<a href='https://deeptwisty.com' style='text-decoration: none;' title='the website where i post my various art. i like to compartmentalize'><span style=' margin: 0; padding: 0; font-style: italic; background: linear-gradient(135deg, #2e1ae0 0%, #2e1ae0 35%, #00ff00 65%, #ffff00 90%); background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;'>deep twisty</span></a>");
+    }
+    echolink("about", "about");
+    echolink("uses", "uses");
+    echolink("music", "music");
+    echolink("blog", "blog");
+    echolink("links", "links");
+    echolink("stuff", "stuff");
+    echolink("guestbook", "guestbook");
+    echolink("stats", "stats");
+    echolink("greenhouse", "greenhouse");
+    echolink("etc", "etc");
   ?>
+  </nav>
 </header>
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