THE BIG ONE

Total website redesign.
Multiple new blog posts.
Routine updates on several pages.
Too much to list, even if I remembered it all.
Remind me not to put this git repo on any portfolios.

1 files changed, 122 insertions, 195 deletions

diff --git a/stats/index.php b/stats/index.php
index 54deb7c..5e11909 100644
--- a/stats/index.php
+++ b/stats/index.php
@@ -3,178 +3,105 @@
   <head>
     <meta charset="utf-8">
     <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
-    <title>Stats</title>
+    <title>stats | isopod.cool v4</title>
     <link href="../style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" media="all">
-    <style>
-      #statstable {
-        width: 100%;
-      }
-      #statstable td:first-child {
-        padding-left: calc(var(--stdpadding) / 2);
-      }
-      #statstable tr:nth-child(2n+1) {
-        background-color: #ffffff11;
-      }
-      @media only screen and (hover: none) {
-        #statstable td:first-child {
-          font-weight: bold;
-        }
-      }
-    </style>
-    <?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/seasonal.php');
-          include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/common.php'); ?>
+    <?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/common.php'); ?>
   </head>
   <body>
-      <?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/nav.php'); bg(); ?>
-      <h1>stat tracker</h1>
-      <h2 id="caption">Powered by RealTrue&trade; StatAI&trade;</h2>
-      <table id="statstable">
-        <tbody>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Storage space</td>
-          <td>47TiB</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Desktop environment</td>
-          <td>GNOME (Wayland)</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Layout</td>
-          <td>ANSI 75% + Knob + External numpad</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Switches</td>
-          <td>Keychron K Pro Brown</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Firmware</td>
-          <td>QMK</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>RGB</td>
-          <td>Yes</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>CDs owned</td>
-          <td>164</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Consoles modded</td>
-          <td>2</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Computers downgraded</td>
-          <td>2</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Computer count (confirmed working)</td>
-          <td>6</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Domains owned</td>
-          <td title="deeptwisty.com, isopod.cool, isopod.zone, bathynomus.xyz, flatfuckfri.day, isopod.mov">6</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Talent</td>
-          <td style="font-family: mono; color: red;">[Integer overflow error]</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Bitches</td>
-          <td>0</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Species</td>
-          <td><i>Bathynomus Giganteus</i></td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Gender</td>
-          <td><?php 
-            $boogeraids = array(
-              'Listed <a href="https://genders.wtf">here</a>',
-              'AMD Ryzen 7 5700G, 32GB DDR4-3600 RAM, AMD Radeon RX 6800XT GPU, 500GB NVMe SSD, 2TB NVMe SSD, 4TB HDD',
-              'I forgor 💀',
-              '<i>Bathynomus Giganteus</i>',
-              'gay',
-              '//TODO',
-              'Hannah',
-              'Ada',
-              'fa[DATA EXPUNGED]',
-              'uwu',
-              'that one image of the isopods eating doritos',
-              'girl of some kind',
-              'linux user',
-              '',
-              'amateur',
-              'tgirl at the IKEA checkout with one furniture item and a full size Blåhaj',
-              'bug'
-            );
-            echo $boogeraids[array_rand($boogeraids)];
-          ?></td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>3.5mm headphone jack</td>
-          <td>yes</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Audio channels</td>
-          <td>mono</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Font family</td>
-          <td style="font-family: b612_mono, mono, monospace;"><a href="https://b612-font.com/">mono</a></td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Sodium glutamate</td>
-          <td>7.1 surround</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Drop rates</td>
-          <td style="white-space:nowrap;">1-3 bags of Doritos - 80% <br>Wired earbuds - 10% <br>Random Linux install media - 1%</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Efficiency rating</td>
-          <td>80+ Gold</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Wattage rating</td>
-          <td>1000W</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Height</td>
-          <td>194cm</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Social Insurance Number</td>
-          <td>69</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Home address</td>
-          <td>12h 28m 24.97s, +31° 28′ 37.7″</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Most played game (Steam)</td>
-          <td>Space Engineers (734 hours)</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Most played game (in general)</td>
-          <td>Minecraft (Hours unknown but definitely high)</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Best Hand</td>
-          <td>756,276,480</td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td title="Since this bit was added, anyway">Page views</td>
-          <td>
+      <?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/header.php'); ?>
+      <main>
+        <section>
+      <h2>stat tracker</h2>
+      <p class="h2caption">Powered by RealTrue&trade; StatAI&trade;</p>
+      <dl>
+        <dt>Storage space</dt>
+        <dd>47TiB</dd>
+          <dt>Desktop environment</dt>
+          <dd>GNOME (Wayland)</dd>
+          <dt>Layout</dt>
+          <dd>ANSI 75% + Knob + External numpad</dd>
+          <dt>Switches</dt>
+          <dd>Keychron K Pro Brown</dd>
+          <dt>Firmware</dt>
+          <dd>QMK</dd>
+          <dt>RGB</dt>
+          <dd>Yes</dd>
+          <dt>CDs owned</dt>
+          <dd>164</dd>
+          <dt>Consoles modded</dt>
+          <dd>2</dd>
+          <dt>Computers downgraded</dt>
+          <dd>2</dd>
+          <dt>Computer count (confirmed working)</dt>
+          <dd>6</dd>
+          <dt>Domains owned</dt>
+          <dd title="deeptwisty.com, isopod.cool, isopod.zone, bathynomus.xyz, flatfuckfri.day, isopod.mov">6</dd>
+          <dt>Talent</dt>
+          <dd style="font-family: mono; color: red;">[Integer overflow error]</dd>
+          <dt>Bitches</dt>
+          <dd>0</dd>
+          <dt>Species</dt>
+          <dd><i>Bathynomus Giganteus</i></dd>
+          <dt>Gender</dt>
+          <dd>
+            <?php 
+              $boogeraids = array(
+                'Listed <a href="https://genders.wtf">here</a>',
+                'AMD Ryzen 7 5700G, 32GB DDR4-3600 RAM, AMD Radeon RX 6800XT GPU, 500GB NVMe SSD, 2TB NVMe SSD, 4TB HDD',
+                'I forgor 💀',
+                '<i>Bathynomus Giganteus</i>',
+                'gay',
+                '//TODO',
+                'Hannah',
+                'Ada',
+                'fa[DATA EXPUNGED]',
+                'uwu',
+                'that one image of the isopods eating doritos',
+                'girl of some kind',
+                'linux user',
+                '',
+                'amateur',
+                'tgirl at the IKEA checkout with one furniture item and a full size Blåhaj',
+                'bug'
+              );
+              echo $boogeraids[array_rand($boogeraids)];
+            ?>
+          </dd>
+          <dt>3.5mm headphone jack</dt>
+          <dd>yes</dd>
+          <dt>Audio channels</dt>
+          <dd>mono</dd>
+          <dt>Font family</dt>
+          <dd style="font-family: b612_mono, mono, monospace;"><a href="https://b612-font.com/">mono</a></dd>
+          <dt>Sodium glutamate</dt>
+          <dd>7.1 surround</dd>
+          <dt>Drop rates</dt>
+          <dd style="white-space:nowrap;">1-3 bags of Doritos - 80% <br>Wired earbuds - 10% <br>Random Linux install media - 1%</dd>
+          <dt>Efficiency rating</dt>
+          <dd>80+ Gold</dd>
+          <dt>Wattage rating</dt>
+          <dd>1000W</dd>
+          <dt>Height</dt>
+          <dd>194cm</dd>
+          <dt>Social Insurance Number</dt>
+          <dd>69</dd>
+          <dt>Home address</dt>
+          <dd>12h 28m 24.97s, +31° 28′ 37.7″</dd>
+          <dt>Most played game (Steam)</dt>
+          <dd>Space Engineers (734 hours)</dd>
+          <dt>Most played game (in general)</dt>
+          <dd>Minecraft (Hours unknown but definitely high)</dd>
+          <dt>Best Hand</dt>
+          <dd>4,746,252,688</dd>
+          <dt title="Since this bit was added, anyway">Page views</dt>
+          <dd>
             <?php
               $num = (int) filter_var(file_get_contents($datadir."stats_views.txt"), FILTER_SANITIZE_NUMBER_INT);
               $num++;
               file_put_contents($datadir."stats_views.txt", $num);
               echo $num;
             ?>
-          </td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
+          </dd>
           <?php
             $booger = array(
               "arch",
@@ -191,38 +118,38 @@
             $poopaids_copy = array_rand($booger);
             $boogeraids = $booger[$poopaids_copy];
             $aidsbooger = $aids[$poopaids_copy];
-            echo "<td>$boogeraids</td><td>$aidsbooger</td>";
+            echo "<dt>$boogeraids</dt><dd>$aidsbooger</dd>";
           ?>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Number I'm thinking of</td>
-          <td><?php echo rand(0, 69421); ?></td>
-        </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Personality</td>
-          <td><?php
-            $ei = array(
-              "E",
-              "I"
-            );
-            echo $ei[array_rand($ei)];
-            $sn = array(
-              "S",
-              "N"
-            );
-            echo $sn[array_rand($sn)];
-            $tf = array(
-              "T",
-              "F"
-            );
-            echo $tf[array_rand($tf)];
-            $jp = array(
-              "J",
-              "P"
-            );
-            echo $jp[array_rand($jp)];
-          ?></td>
-        </tr>
-    </tbody></table>
+          <dt>Number I'm thinking of</dt>
+          <dd><?php echo rand(0, 69421); ?></dd>
+          <dt>Personality</dt>
+          <dd>
+            <?php
+              $ei = array(
+                "E",
+                "I"
+              );
+              echo $ei[array_rand($ei)];
+              $sn = array(
+                "S",
+                "N"
+              );
+              echo $sn[array_rand($sn)];
+              $tf = array(
+                "T",
+                "F"
+              );
+              echo $tf[array_rand($tf)];
+              $jp = array(
+                "J",
+                "P"
+              );
+              echo $jp[array_rand($jp)];
+            ?>
+          </dd>
+        </dl>
+      </section>
+    </main>
+    <?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/footer.php'); ?>
   </body>
 </html>