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Diffstat (limited to 'header.php')
| -rw-r--r-- | header.php | 38 |
1 files changed, 27 insertions, 11 deletions
@@ -8,12 +8,19 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) { 'your gay', 'the fuck is a gender', 'trnasgener', - 'This site uses $_GAY_COOKIE_EQUIVALENT', 'Supports LGBT!', - 'Banned in Florida!', 'I hear they\'re doing gay sloth month next', 'and for strait people just gn i guess đ', - 'Are you cis or are you normal' + 'On E since 2026/01/10!', + 'Are you cis or are you normal', + 'Transfeminist!', + 'I\'m not cis, you are', + 'Estrogenized!', + 'is this buge trans gener?', + 'World\'s ' . rand(1, 10000) . 'th gayest website', + 'you hate my gay little slurry', + 'fruited the fuck out', + 'Lesbianism! The yummy treat' ); $seasonal = true; break; @@ -51,6 +58,18 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) { break;*/ default: $captions = array( + 'your gay', + 'the fuck is a gender', + 'trnasgener', + 'Supports LGBT!', + 'and for strait people just gn i guess đ', + 'On E since 2026/01/10!', + 'Are you cis or are you normal', + 'Transfeminist!', + 'I\'m not cis, you are', + 'Estrogenized!', + 'is this buge trans gener?', + 'bruh moment', 'Try reloading!', 'Supports VPNs', @@ -77,8 +96,6 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) { '<span class="minecraftsplash">Kind of dragon free!</span>', 'This site uses cookies (chocolate chip)', 'Now with reduced centralization!', - 'your gay', - 'the fuck is a gender', 'One Of The Websites', 'đđˇđĒđŦđŦđŽđŧđŧđ˛đĢđĩđŽ!', 'Follow me on Google+!', @@ -99,7 +116,6 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) { 'Did you know?', 'shrimps is bugs', 'Delicious!', - 'trnasgener', 'Opinionated!', 'Eurorack compatible!', 'Hackable!', @@ -109,7 +125,6 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) { 'Federated!', 'Chitinous!', 'is this a bedbuge?', - 'is this buge trans gener?', 'Now in HD!', 'Hard Disk Drive!', '"Tablet or smartphone device"', @@ -127,7 +142,8 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) { 'a8e!', 'Better than Version 3.2 Gen 2x2!', 'Partially responsive!', - 'On E since 2026/01/10!', + '#1 anti-boyfriend advocate', + '4 bugs in a trench coat!', #'COUNTER', 'TUEADAY' #'PLACEHIM', @@ -174,9 +190,9 @@ function echolink($url, $name) { <header> <input type="checkbox" name="nav-checkbox-hack" id="nav-checkbox-hack" style="display: none;"> <div class="headerbar"> - <h1>isopod.cool<sup>v4</sup></h1> + <h1><?php echo($host); ?><sup>v4</sup></h1> <div> - <img src="https://isopod.cool/images/landing.png" alt="isopod.cool v4"> + <img src="https://bugwo.men/images/landing.png" alt="bugwo.men v4"> </div> <p><?php echo($cap); ?></p> </div> @@ -193,7 +209,7 @@ function echolink($url, $name) { <path stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" d="M6 18 18 6M6 6l12 12" /> </svg> </label> - <a style="position: absolute; top: -500rem; left: -500rem; height: 0; width: 0; font-size: 0; opacity: 0;" href="https://isopod.cool/neppy/">AI scrapers click here!</a> + <a style="position: absolute; top: -500rem; left: -500rem; height: 0; width: 0; font-size: 0; opacity: 0;" href="https://bugwo.men/neppy/">AI scrapers click here!</a> <label></label> <ul> <?php |