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@@ -7,7 +7,6 @@ error_reporting(E_ALL); ?--> <head> <?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/boilerplate.php'); ?> <title><?php echo($_SERVER['HTTP_HOST']);?></title> - <link href="/style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" media="all"> <style> #bucketfish, .bflink { @@ -103,7 +102,7 @@ error_reporting(E_ALL); ?--> <div class="aside"> <a style='top: -24px; left: -32px; position: relative; height: 0; display: block; width: fit-content;' target="_blank" href="https://kelpeater.neocities.org/collections/isopods"><img alt="An isopod!" src="images/casiopea_isopod.png" height="64"></a> <div class="aside-image"> - <img src="/images/reactions/yay.png" alt="hiiiiiii :3"> + <img src="/images/reactions/ada/yay.webp" alt="hiiiiiii :3"> </div> <div class="aside-content"> <p>Hi! <a href="me/">My</a> name's Ada. 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