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1 files changed, 16 insertions, 16 deletions
diff --git a/stats/index.php b/stats/index.php
index 1c279fd..54deb7c 100644
--- a/stats/index.php
+++ b/stats/index.php
@@ -63,14 +63,14 @@
<td>2</td>
</tr>
<tr>
- <td>Computers upgraded</td>
- <td>3</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
<td>Computers downgraded</td>
<td>2</td>
</tr>
<tr>
+ <td>Computer count (confirmed working)</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
<td>Domains owned</td>
<td title="deeptwisty.com, isopod.cool, isopod.zone, bathynomus.xyz, flatfuckfri.day, isopod.mov">6</td>
</tr>
@@ -90,23 +90,23 @@
<td>Gender</td>
<td><?php
$boogeraids = array(
- 'Unclear',
- '404 Not Found',
- '502 Bad Gateway',
- 'I dropped it behind the sofa, sorry',
- 'invalid null pointer',
- 'what does that mean',
- 'You fuckin\' figure it out',
- 'Not my problem lol',
- '[]',
- 'I lost it in the accident',
'Listed <a href="https://genders.wtf">here</a>',
'AMD Ryzen 7 5700G, 32GB DDR4-3600 RAM, AMD Radeon RX 6800XT GPU, 500GB NVMe SSD, 2TB NVMe SSD, 4TB HDD',
'I forgor 💀',
'<i>Bathynomus Giganteus</i>',
- 'I\'ll figure it out later',
'gay',
- '//TODO'
+ '//TODO',
+ 'Hannah',
+ 'Ada',
+ 'fa[DATA EXPUNGED]',
+ 'uwu',
+ 'that one image of the isopods eating doritos',
+ 'girl of some kind',
+ 'linux user',
+ '',
+ 'amateur',
+ 'tgirl at the IKEA checkout with one furniture item and a full size Blåhaj',
+ 'bug'
);
echo $boogeraids[array_rand($boogeraids)];
?></td>