From 3b606bcc096a6d9860672e6d0d003ca9e80c067e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Hannah Isopod Date: Sun, 15 Feb 2026 22:42:27 -0700 Subject: THE BIG ONE Total website redesign. Multiple new blog posts. Routine updates on several pages. Too much to list, even if I remembered it all. 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picks you up like you are a baby seal", true), - array($mage, "Yoooooooo
Makes noises
Euuuh ueh uh huah"), - array($vivi, "is the devil from the bible a pillow princess?", true), - array($me, "you would disparage the humble onion?", true), - array($vivi, "fruited the fuck out", true), - array($mage, "Babygirl you are so servers in United States", true), - array($mage, "Big BAWS. Naked Snake. Big BAWS. Naked Snake. Metal Gear Solid 3. 3. 3. Metal Gear Solid 3. Soviet Union. Jungle! Jungle!", true), - array($celian, "wait arent snake always naked"), - array($mage, "I have feelings for you"), - array($vivi, "back when i was a fan of edgy minion memes", true), - array($me, "I think we should fully replace Discord with Second Life", true), - array($mage, "just ignore the drowning horses in the hot tub", true), - array($mage, "BALLS?", true), - array($celian, "ye
if you're too tall u gotta have balls
to show off how tall you are"), - array($mage, "why do you serve so much cunt in roblox", true), - array($vivi, "omg its almost as pretty as you are ahaha
am i bleeding out", true), - array($mage, "Alasator is suspicious of my figgy pudding", true), - array($me, "check out my rod", true), - array($mage, "thats a nice rod"), - array($joy, "yo you're really schloobin it out this time", true), - array($joy, "I'd be the best wife ever", true), - array($mage, "i think your tits dont like the mechanism", true), - array($me, "Are you the hoe?", true), - array($joy, "I have no issues with eating babies", true), - array($me, "Would you dropkick joe biden? I think you should dropkick joe biden", true), - array($celian, "i dont care enough about him to drop kick him tbh"), - array($me, "i think you should drop kick him"), - array($mage, "sad flooboob", true), - array($me, "thats so weirdcore liminal analogue horror backrooms scp", true), - array($me, "I think you should die for funsies", true), - array($mage, "Joob spoob?", true), - array($sad, "PUSSY?"), - array($vivi, "I would love to just absolutely rawdog a toaster", true), - array($sad, "i LOVE the filth", true), - array($goon, "i had a dream that, Wheezer they all decided to go birdwatching", true), - array($me, "Serial like Universal Serial Bus", true), - array($celian, "Love me a good froot loop"), - array($me, "thats his brain-heart
thats his brheart", true), - array($celian, "i think you should unload it", true), - array($vivi, "i would love to unload inside a shotgun, yes"), - array($celian, "im gonna cum", true), - array($vivi, "DUDE. NICE"), - array($vivi, "put my ass in a hydraulic press", true), - array($me, "No time spent scrolling through furry porn is wasted", true), - array($celian, "its the blood powered fuck machine", true), - array($me, "is the isopod cunty", true), - array($celian, "maybe"), - array($me, "Extra creamy sounds fun", true), - array($celian, "i had a testicle induced lucid dream last night", true), - array($celian, "i am NOT washing my hands in milk", true), - array($vivi, "why not? you scared?"), - array($mage, "Lesbianism! The yummy treat", true), - array($mage, "i think its fucked you cant eat butterflies", true), - array($mage, "eats your child"), - array($mage, "࿐𒁃𒁃𒀱𒄦𒈙𒐫࿐𒁃𒀱𒄦𒈙𒐫࿐𒀱𒄦𒈙𒐫࿐ ꧄𒁃꧃𒈙𒄦𒀱𒁃𒀱𒄦𒈙𒐫࿐𒐫꧄𒁃꧃𒈙𒄦𒀱𒐫꧄𒁃꧃", true), - array($celian, "playing and talking about this game isnt enough i need to absorb it like plants do to nutrients in the soil", true), - array($celian, "NOOOO you can't do that... spooky fog", true), - array($vivi, "im sorry my FISH is a little rusty", true), - array($me, "Mmmm yummy car engine steak ^_^", true), - array($mage, "You would put me in the meat grinder next", true), - array($me, "But you're not beef"), - array($celian, "What if I disguise myself as a steak"), - array($celian, "I don't think I've drawn a human dick since I was like...", true), - array($celian, "dfgprp-403c286c-ccb1-4a3c-ba2c-3aa8fff58c0b.png", true), - array($sad, "you're nut?", true), - array($celian, "aren't we all?"), - array($vivi, "your arms are looking very testicular mr. Thanos", true), - array($vivi, "that slut did NOT taste good", true), - array($vivi, "im a [little sponge] who requires [[MOISTURE]]", true), - array($celian, "HOLY SHIT REAL BOMB THREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", true), - array($vivi, "Shmumpus", true), - array($vivi, "You can use the wet thing for combat", true), - array($vivi, "my hobbies include milking my creature for eggnog", true), - array($me, "everybody loves Bomb Threat", true), - array($celian, "cutely explodes", true), - array($sad, "YOOOOOO"), - array($mage, "You would dye your dick?", true), - array($celian, "If I had one"), - array($me, "very impressive sex", true), - array($celian, "do you think feetleys feet are lickable", true), - array($vivi, "my brain has gotten to the point where i cannot come up with a threat that does not involve cum", true), - array($me, "can you WEAR Gabriel's MILK?", true), - array($mage, "Italy has a cheese named horse cheese but it's not made from horses", true), - array($celian, "worm from animals we all know him", true), - array($vivi, "you're mom", true), - array($me, "No I'm not"), - array($mage, "I believe in parenting with the knife", true), - array($mage, "Penis", true), - array($me, "Penis"), - array($celian, "Dies"), - array($vivi, "who names a child JUICE??", true), - array($me, "next thing i know im in this alien's discord server", true), - array($celian, "Just remove your balls", true), - array($vivi, "im gonna fucken CUM about that....like ANGRILY.", true), - array($vivi, "im gonna look at more foreskin gifs", true), - array($vivi, "all i can do is CUM and HOPE FOR THE BEST", true), - array($me, "Rainbow Dash is Kim Kitsuragi's ponysona", true), - array($mage, "You don't love me? You would deny me uncrunched eyeballs?", true), - array($sad, "I fuck the blockchain", true), - array($me, "Beautiful women named Mario are messaging me on my phone", true), - array($sad, "his HUGE BOOBS are distracting me", true), - array($mage, "I think you should play Second Life with me", true), - array($sad, "I think you're mentally ill"), - array($mage, "most anime girls are cute in a dog way", true), - array($mage, "Bestie I'm talking about balls, cock and balls, you would turn me into balls?", true), - array($sad, "Yes"), - array($celian, "I find Lois so hot and sexy", true), - array($mage, "she doesnt have an articulated pussy, i have to tell you", true), - array($celian, "Mlp ponies are like Scooby Doo to me", true), - array($me, "Would you play Krunker recommended by Klook dot com with me?", true), - array($me, "I dress like a female bird", true), - array($vivi, "i love it when I can feel my hat THROB ON MY HEAD", true), - array($vivi, "put the Piss stone down you know what that does to your", true), - array($mage, "I am such a loser when it comes to women", true), - array($joy, "Only true rizz masters get rewarded with Egg", true), - array($mage, "You would be a little pony?", true), - array($me, "I can neither confirm nor deny this"), - array($celian, "I don't wanna have my pussy out
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bestie i have bad news for u
your parents might be having sex :(", true), - array($me, "I'm literally an isopod my fursona is just a human and I'm wearing a fursuit 100% of the time", true), - array($me, "I said something to the effect of we should skip february except for valentines day
the rest you got right
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i couldn't fuck a freezer
too cold", true), - array($celian, "", true), - array($me, "MY computer is attractive, alright. yours is not.", true), - array($me, "your computer is a milf"), - array($me, "bowser was always hot. coward", true), - array($celian, "oh is your jaw equiped?", true), - array($sad, "I AM YOUR CHEESEBURGER", true), - array($celian, "gimmie a sex
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*SEC
*SEC
*SEC
A SECOND
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Wrong chat
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we're in 2022
did you count 2020
wait
i may be stupid."), - array($me, "I'm not FRENCH I'm a FURRY", true), - array($vivi, "Maybe the real cum pepsi is the friends we made along the way", true), - array($celian, "Ibuprofwn kind of slut.", true), - array($me, "I wish my cock was a fidget spinner", true), - array($vivi, "It's castration time!", true), - array($vivi, "I girlbossed a little to close to the comfy and fell asleep", true), - array($me, "that milk is the sequel to expired", true), - array($me, "Tony the tiger is HOT.", true), - array($sad, "Never ask a woman her age, never ask a man his salary, never ask a medieval man what his letters to his best friend said", true), - array($celian, "Dio would have been hotter with crocs", true), - array($sad, "Im just trying to picture like,, donald trump shitting", true), - array($me, "who would you have picked to win the tumblr sexy man award
the fucking onceler?", true), - array($thom, "...
how'd you know?"), - array($celian, "I wanna see the bloopers of Stephen Merchant moaning into the mic", true), - array($me, "come on, look at him. Sans is literally so sexy", true), - array($me, "there are many ways to consume weed: you can smoke it out of a doob, you can smoke it out of a bong, you can smoke it out of a brownie- ...wait", true), - array($mage, "I think you'll be a fan of gangster balls soon bestie", true), - array($celian, "there i removed my vagina", true), - array($me, "For you, the person who wants to be naked in a ball, that is very bad for you", true), - array($mage, "If I had to rate it, I'd rate it fucking gay", true), - array($mage, "you're only playing Scout correctly if you've had gay sex", true), - array($me, "*Caroline voice* Pee your pants, Mr. Johnson.", true), - array($sad, "i feel like im reading it with my eyes", true), - array($me, "i think there should be a datapack that lets you right click people with a bucket
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bebito hous reveel when the bebito has.
hous reveaal
hous reval bebito REAL NO CLICKBAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", true), - array($celian, "its like having a stroke WHILE having an aneurism", true), - array($mage, "ideal"), - array($me, "Joe Biden can get his ass blasted in a nonfurry way", true), - array($celian, "bruh (respectfully)", true), - array($celian, "this isn't a furby this is walter white cum jar", true), - array($vivi, "can I have the walter white cum jar please 👉👈🥺"), - array($me, "i'd rather not explode today, Thanks", true), - array($celian, "got some hair :)", true), - array($me, "Walter White is a DILF, Celian.", true), - array($sad, "if there was porn i wouldnt leave", true), - array($me, "haunting you with the looming threat of horse", true), - array($celian, "Walter White sex jumpscare", true), - array($celian, "Evangelion spoilers walter white and saul goodman kiss", true), - array($me, "I think they should stop commissioning criminal intelligence and start commissioning furries", true), - array($sad, "YOOO THAT'S MY GIIIIIIRL!!!! MY GIRL SNAPE MY GIRL!!!!", true), - array($vivi, "I feel like DeviantArt right now, 2014 edition.", true), - array($me, "I want a transparent penis", true), - array($mage, "The buzzing sound of the penis won't go away", true), - array($thom, "vivi I really think you should stop shitting on reddit", true), - array($celian, "I don't agree because I disagree with you", true), - array($celian, "", true), - array($mage, ""), - array($celian, ""), - array($thom, "

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