From c0572bdb1aa1f3aa055f7895aca524630f08498d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Hannah Isopod <me@bathynomus.xyz>
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 2026 00:49:22 -0600
Subject: whoopsers! forgot to commit for some months!

---
 header.php | 38 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++-----------
 1 file changed, 27 insertions(+), 11 deletions(-)

(limited to 'header.php')

diff --git a/header.php b/header.php
index 02f862c..99dbd20 100644
--- a/header.php
+++ b/header.php
@@ -8,12 +8,19 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
         'your gay',
         'the fuck is a gender',
         'trnasgener',
-        'This site uses $_GAY_COOKIE_EQUIVALENT',
         'Supports LGBT!',
-        'Banned in Florida!',
         'I hear they\'re doing gay sloth month next',
         'and for strait people just gn i guess 😐',
-        'Are you cis or are you normal'
+        'On E since 2026/01/10!',
+        'Are you cis or are you normal',
+        'Transfeminist!',
+        'I\'m not cis, you are',
+        'Estrogenized!',
+        'is this buge trans gener?',
+        'World\'s ' . rand(1, 10000) . 'th gayest website',
+        'you hate my gay little slurry',
+        'fruited the fuck out',
+        'Lesbianism! The yummy treat'
       );
       $seasonal = true;
       break;
@@ -51,6 +58,18 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
       break;*/
     default:
       $captions = array(
+        'your gay',
+        'the fuck is a gender',
+        'trnasgener',
+        'Supports LGBT!',
+        'and for strait people just gn i guess 😐',
+        'On E since 2026/01/10!',
+        'Are you cis or are you normal',
+        'Transfeminist!',
+        'I\'m not cis, you are',
+        'Estrogenized!',
+        'is this buge trans gener?',
+
         'bruh moment',
         'Try reloading!',
         'Supports VPNs',
@@ -77,8 +96,6 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
         '<span class="minecraftsplash">Kind of dragon free!</span>',
         'This site uses cookies (chocolate chip)',
         'Now with reduced centralization!',
-        'your gay',
-        'the fuck is a gender',
         'One Of The Websites',
         '𝓘𝓷𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮!',
         'Follow me on Google+!',
@@ -99,7 +116,6 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
         'Did you know?',
         'shrimps is bugs',
         'Delicious!',
-        'trnasgener',
         'Opinionated!',
         'Eurorack compatible!',
         'Hackable!',
@@ -109,7 +125,6 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
         'Federated!',
         'Chitinous!',
         'is this a bedbuge?',
-        'is this buge trans gener?',
         'Now in HD!',
         'Hard Disk Drive!',
         '"Tablet or smartphone device"',
@@ -127,7 +142,8 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
         'a8e!',
         'Better than Version 3.2 Gen 2x2!',
         'Partially responsive!',
-        'On E since 2026/01/10!',
+        '#1 anti-boyfriend advocate',
+        '4 bugs in a trench coat!',
         #'COUNTER',
         'TUEADAY'
         #'PLACEHIM',
@@ -174,9 +190,9 @@ function echolink($url, $name) {
 <header>
   <input type="checkbox" name="nav-checkbox-hack" id="nav-checkbox-hack" style="display: none;">
   <div class="headerbar">
-    <h1>isopod.cool<sup>v4</sup></h1>
+    <h1><?php echo($host); ?><sup>v4</sup></h1>
     <div>
-      <img src="https://isopod.cool/images/landing.png" alt="isopod.cool v4">
+      <img src="https://bugwo.men/images/landing.png" alt="bugwo.men v4">
     </div>
     <p><?php echo($cap); ?></p>
   </div>
@@ -193,7 +209,7 @@ function echolink($url, $name) {
         <path stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" d="M6 18 18 6M6 6l12 12" />
       </svg>
     </label>
-    <a style="position: absolute; top: -500rem; left: -500rem; height: 0; width: 0; font-size: 0; opacity: 0;" href="https://isopod.cool/neppy/">AI scrapers click here!</a>
+    <a style="position: absolute; top: -500rem; left: -500rem; height: 0; width: 0; font-size: 0; opacity: 0;" href="https://bugwo.men/neppy/">AI scrapers click here!</a>
     <label></label>
     <ul>
       <?php
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