From eb61c1bae2ffad114e17393d91d86fb00d7ac8cd Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Hannah Isopod Date: Sat, 10 May 2025 03:03:58 -0600 Subject: Initialer commit Just remade the repo because I don't *need* need a comprehensive source history for my personal website and this is easier than getting filter-repo to work good --- index.php | 380 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 380 insertions(+) create mode 100644 index.php (limited to 'index.php') diff --git a/index.php b/index.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fdae17a --- /dev/null +++ b/index.php @@ -0,0 +1,380 @@ + + + + + + + + Kind of dragon free!', + 'This site uses cookies (chocolate chip)', + 'Now with reduced centralization!', + 'your gay', + 'the fuck is a gender', + 'The Only Website', + '𝓘𝓷𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮!', + 'Follow me on Google+!', + '404: caption not found', + 'Web π compliant!', + 'If you\'re seeing this, something is seriously wrong.', + 'cringe', + 'don\'t smoke cigarettes kids they\'ll make your lungs sus', + 'real life isopod', + 'holy fucking bingle', + 'AI (Aquatic Isopod) generated', + 'crubge', + 'Only unpickle data you trust.', + 'Tested in prod!', + 'pwetty epic B)', + 'Known to the state of California to cause cancer', + 'Semi-modular!', + 'Did you know?', + 'shrimps is bugs', + 'Delicious!', + 'trnasgener', + 'Opinionated!', + 'Eurorack compatible!', + 'Hackable!', + 'HiDPI!', + '— addict', + '3D printed!', + 'Federated!', + 'Chitinous!', + 'is this a bedbuge?', + 'is this buge trans gener?', + 'Now in HD!', + 'COUNTER', + 'TUEADAY', + 'PLACEHIM', + 'UPSIDEDOWN', + 'RGB', + 'BLAHAJ', + '@BEAT', + 'HALO', + 'LIKECARPET' + ); + break; + } + $cap = $captions[array_rand($captions)]; + if($_GET['caption']) { + $cap = $captions[$_GET['caption']]; + } + $tit = $cap; + if(!$seasonal) { + switch($cap) { + case 'COUNTER': + $num = (int) filter_var(file_get_contents("views.txt"), FILTER_SANITIZE_NUMBER_INT); + $num++; + file_put_contents("views.txt", $num); + $cap = "This caption has been viewed $num times!"; + $tit = "This title has been viewed $num times!"; + break; + case 'TUEADAY': + $day = array("suday", "moday", "tueaday", "weaday", "thuday", "friaday", "satuaday")[date('w')]; + $cap = "wait it's fucking $day. god."; + $tit = $cap; + echo ""; + break; + case 'PLACEHIM': + $cap = 'place him on your site immediately'; + $tit = $cap; + echo ""; + break; + case 'BLAHAJ': + $cap = '

certified Good Website by blåhaj'; + $tit = "certified Good Website by blåhaj"; + echo ""; + break; + case 'Kind of dragon free!': + $cap = 'Kind of dragon free!'; + break; + case 'UPSIDEDOWN': + $cap = 'Upside Down!'; + $tit = '¡uʍop ǝpısdn'; + break; + case 'RGB': + $cap = 'RGB Gaming Webpage'; + $tit = 'RGB Gaming Webpage'; + break; + case '@BEAT': + $cap = '@'.date("B").''; + $tit = '@'.date("B"); + break; + case 'HALO': + $cap = 'coke and fries halo'; + $tit = 'coke and fries halo'; + break; + case 'LIKECARPET': + $cap = 'Check it out, I\'m in the house like carpet'; + $tit = 'Check it out, I\'m in the house like carpet'; + break; + } + } + } + ?> + <?php if($tit) { echo "isopod.cool v3 - $tit"; } else { echo "isopod.cool v3"; } ?> + + + + +

isopod dot cool^v3.1

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Refresh the page to close this"; + } + ?> + + + -- cgit v1.2.3

isopod dot coolv3.1

isopod dot cool^v3.1