From 16e48ed8655528a81cbec84f0cbc1a211d663b37 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Hannah Isopod <me@bathynomus.xyz>
Date: Sun, 9 Nov 2025 08:58:02 -0700
Subject: Probably final commit before the redesign Routine updates to various
 pages Accessibility fix in /guestbook Updated /uses im pretty sure
 Reorganized /blog/ a little under the hood

---
 nav.php | 16 ++++++++++------
 1 file changed, 10 insertions(+), 6 deletions(-)

(limited to 'nav.php')

diff --git a/nav.php b/nav.php
index 0f9bb69..25e680c 100644
--- a/nav.php
+++ b/nav.php
@@ -47,7 +47,8 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
         'I thought I\'d be able to come up with more Halloween captions to be honest',
         'It\'s the Spooky Month&trade;!',
         'I vant to suck your blood! Just kidding... Unless...?',
-        'This site uses $_HALLOWEEN_THEMED_COOKIE_EQUIVALENT'
+        'This site uses $_HALLOWEEN_THEMED_COOKIE_EQUIVALENT',
+        'YOUR TAKING TOO LONG'
       );
       $seasonal = true;
       break;
@@ -78,9 +79,7 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
         'Stream deep twisty',
         'MySite.html',
         'Over Construction',
-        'Real isopod hours',
-        'Version 3.1: The Accent Borders Update',
-        'Version 3.1: The Tables Don\'t Look Like Shit Anymore Update',
+        'It is currently real isopod hours',
         'depytwisty',
         '[object Object]',
         '* You found the [Moss]!',
@@ -119,7 +118,7 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
         'AI (Aquatic Isopod) generated',
         'crubge',
         'Only unpickle data you trust.',
-        'Tested in prod!',
+        'string(15) "Tested in prod!"',
         'pwetty epic B)',
         'Known to the state of California to cause cancer',
         'Semi-modular!',
@@ -144,11 +143,16 @@ if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
         'Girl, we\'ve <em>been</em> knowing how to draw.',
         '<span class="flipped">Upside Down!</span>',
         '<span class="rainbowtext">RGB Gaming Webpage</span>',
-        '<a href="/stuff/beat/">@'.date("B").'</a>',
+        'It\'s <a href="/stuff/beat/">@'.date("B").'</a>. Do you know where your children are?',
         '<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N14uA0EhBAU">coke and fries halo</a>',
         'Check it out, I\'m in the <span class="house">house</span> like carpet',
         'Ordered dithering!',
         'thats so weirdcore liminal analogue horror backrooms scp',
+        'steals your data! gives you virus!',
+        'this is where the funny randomly selected messages would go',
+        'a8e!',
+        'Better than Version 3.2 Gen 2x2!',
+        'Partially responsive!',
         'COUNTER',
         'TUEADAY',
         #'PLACEHIM',
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