From 3b606bcc096a6d9860672e6d0d003ca9e80c067e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Hannah Isopod Date: Sun, 15 Feb 2026 22:42:27 -0700 Subject: THE BIG ONE Total website redesign. Multiple new blog posts. Routine updates on several pages. Too much to list, even if I remembered it all. Remind me not to put this git repo on any portfolios. --- stats/bg.jxl | Bin 1069930 -> 0 bytes stats/index.php | 317 ++++++++++++++++++++++---------------------------------- 2 files changed, 122 insertions(+), 195 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 stats/bg.jxl (limited to 'stats') diff --git a/stats/bg.jxl b/stats/bg.jxl deleted file mode 100644 index 33477c6..0000000 Binary files a/stats/bg.jxl and /dev/null differ diff --git a/stats/index.php b/stats/index.php index 54deb7c..5e11909 100644 --- a/stats/index.php +++ b/stats/index.php @@ -3,178 +3,105 @@ - Stats + stats | isopod.cool v4 - - + - -

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Storage space47TiB
Desktop environmentGNOME (Wayland)
LayoutANSI 75% + Knob + External numpad
SwitchesKeychron K Pro Brown
FirmwareQMK
RGBYes
CDs owned164
Consoles modded2
Computers downgraded2
Computer count (confirmed working)6
Domains owned6
Talent[Integer overflow error]
Bitches0
SpeciesBathynomus Giganteus
Genderhere', - 'AMD Ryzen 7 5700G, 32GB DDR4-3600 RAM, AMD Radeon RX 6800XT GPU, 500GB NVMe SSD, 2TB NVMe SSD, 4TB HDD', - 'I forgor 💀', - 'Bathynomus Giganteus', - 'gay', - '//TODO', - 'Hannah', - 'Ada', - 'fa[DATA EXPUNGED]', - 'uwu', - 'that one image of the isopods eating doritos', - 'girl of some kind', - 'linux user', - '', - 'amateur', - 'tgirl at the IKEA checkout with one furniture item and a full size Blåhaj', - 'bug' - ); - echo $boogeraids[array_rand($boogeraids)]; - ?>
3.5mm headphone jackyes
Audio channelsmono
Font familymono
Sodium glutamate7.1 surround
Drop rates1-3 bags of Doritos - 80%
Wired earbuds - 10%
Random Linux install media - 1%
Efficiency rating80+ Gold
Wattage rating1000W
Height194cm
Social Insurance Number69
Home address12h 28m 24.97s, +31° 28′ 37.7″
Most played game (Steam)Space Engineers (734 hours)
Most played game (in general)Minecraft (Hours unknown but definitely high)
Best Hand756,276,480
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Storage space
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47TiB
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Desktop environment
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GNOME (Wayland)
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Layout
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ANSI 75% + Knob + External numpad
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Switches
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Keychron K Pro Brown
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Firmware
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QMK
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RGB
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Yes
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CDs owned
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164
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Consoles modded
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2
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Computers downgraded
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2
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Computer count (confirmed working)
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6
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Domains owned
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6
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Talent
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[Integer overflow error]
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Bitches
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0
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Species
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Bathynomus Giganteus
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Gender
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+ here', + 'AMD Ryzen 7 5700G, 32GB DDR4-3600 RAM, AMD Radeon RX 6800XT GPU, 500GB NVMe SSD, 2TB NVMe SSD, 4TB HDD', + 'I forgor 💀', + 'Bathynomus Giganteus', + 'gay', + '//TODO', + 'Hannah', + 'Ada', + 'fa[DATA EXPUNGED]', + 'uwu', + 'that one image of the isopods eating doritos', + 'girl of some kind', + 'linux user', + '', + 'amateur', + 'tgirl at the IKEA checkout with one furniture item and a full size Blåhaj', + 'bug' + ); + echo $boogeraids[array_rand($boogeraids)]; + ?> +
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3.5mm headphone jack
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yes
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Audio channels
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mono
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Font family
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mono
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Sodium glutamate
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7.1 surround
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Drop rates
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1-3 bags of Doritos - 80%
Wired earbuds - 10%
Random Linux install media - 1%
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Efficiency rating
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80+ Gold
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Wattage rating
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1000W
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Height
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194cm
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Social Insurance Number
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69
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Home address
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12h 28m 24.97s, +31° 28′ 37.7″
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Most played game (Steam)
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Space Engineers (734 hours)
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Most played game (in general)
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Minecraft (Hours unknown but definitely high)
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Best Hand
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4,746,252,688
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Page views
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