From 63a3cde3dd740dabede4b8e7bdfa5bbadbb577a0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Hannah Isopod <me@bathynomus.xyz>
Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2025 02:53:45 -0600
Subject: I made a bed recently. Go read about it

- Flatworm Friday is now global
- Badass new blogpost about my badass new bed
- Reorganized /about/ a lil
  - New name gained
- Minor CSS changes
- Cleaned out some dead links
- Updated /uses/ to reflect my new mobo
---
 stats/index.php | 32 ++++++++++++++++----------------
 1 file changed, 16 insertions(+), 16 deletions(-)

(limited to 'stats')

diff --git a/stats/index.php b/stats/index.php
index 1c279fd..54deb7c 100644
--- a/stats/index.php
+++ b/stats/index.php
@@ -62,14 +62,14 @@
           <td>Consoles modded</td>
           <td>2</td>
         </tr>
-        <tr>
-          <td>Computers upgraded</td>
-          <td>3</td>
-        </tr>
         <tr>
           <td>Computers downgraded</td>
           <td>2</td>
         </tr>
+        <tr>
+          <td>Computer count (confirmed working)</td>
+          <td>6</td>
+        </tr>
         <tr>
           <td>Domains owned</td>
           <td title="deeptwisty.com, isopod.cool, isopod.zone, bathynomus.xyz, flatfuckfri.day, isopod.mov">6</td>
@@ -90,23 +90,23 @@
           <td>Gender</td>
           <td><?php 
             $boogeraids = array(
-              'Unclear',
-              '404 Not Found',
-              '502 Bad Gateway',
-              'I dropped it behind the sofa, sorry',
-              'invalid null pointer',
-              'what does that mean',
-              'You fuckin\' figure it out',
-              'Not my problem lol',
-              '[]',
-              'I lost it in the accident',
               'Listed <a href="https://genders.wtf">here</a>',
               'AMD Ryzen 7 5700G, 32GB DDR4-3600 RAM, AMD Radeon RX 6800XT GPU, 500GB NVMe SSD, 2TB NVMe SSD, 4TB HDD',
               'I forgor 💀',
               '<i>Bathynomus Giganteus</i>',
-              'I\'ll figure it out later',
               'gay',
-              '//TODO'
+              '//TODO',
+              'Hannah',
+              'Ada',
+              'fa[DATA EXPUNGED]',
+              'uwu',
+              'that one image of the isopods eating doritos',
+              'girl of some kind',
+              'linux user',
+              '',
+              'amateur',
+              'tgirl at the IKEA checkout with one furniture item and a full size Blåhaj',
+              'bug'
             );
             echo $boogeraids[array_rand($boogeraids)];
           ?></td>
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