Kind of dragon free!',
'This site uses cookies (chocolate chip)',
'Now with reduced centralization!',
'your gay',
'the fuck is a gender',
'The Only Website',
'𝓘𝓷𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮!',
'Follow me on Google+!',
'404: caption not found',
'Web π compliant!',
'If you\'re seeing this, something is seriously wrong.',
'cringe',
'don\'t smoke cigarettes kids they\'ll make your lungs sus',
'real life isopod',
'holy fucking bingle',
'AI (Aquatic Isopod) generated',
'crubge',
'Only unpickle data you trust.',
'Tested in prod!',
'pwetty epic B)',
'Known to the state of California to cause cancer',
'Semi-modular!',
'Did you know?',
'shrimps is bugs',
'Delicious!',
'trnasgener',
'Opinionated!',
'Eurorack compatible!',
'Hackable!',
'HiDPI!',
'— addict',
'3D printed!',
'Federated!',
'Chitinous!',
'is this a bedbuge?',
'is this buge trans gener?',
'Now in HD!',
'COUNTER',
'TUEADAY',
'PLACEHIM',
'UPSIDEDOWN',
'RGB',
'BLAHAJ',
'@BEAT',
'HALO',
'LIKECARPET'
);
break;
}
$cap = $captions[array_rand($captions)];
if($_GET['caption']) {
$cap = $captions[$_GET['caption']];
}
$tit = $cap;
if(!$seasonal) {
switch($cap) {
case 'COUNTER':
$num = (int) filter_var(file_get_contents("views.txt"), FILTER_SANITIZE_NUMBER_INT);
$num++;
file_put_contents("views.txt", $num);
$cap = "This caption has been viewed $num times!";
$tit = "This title has been viewed $num times!";
break;
case 'TUEADAY':
$day = array("suday", "moday", "tueaday", "weaday", "thuday", "friaday", "satuaday")[date('w')];
$cap = "wait it's fucking $day. god.";
$tit = $cap;
echo "";
break;
case 'PLACEHIM':
$cap = 'place him on your site immediately';
$tit = $cap;
echo "";
break;
case 'BLAHAJ':
$cap = 'certified Good Website by blåhaj';
$tit = "certified Good Website by blåhaj";
echo "";
break;
case 'Kind of dragon free!':
$cap = 'Kind of dragon free!';
break;
case 'UPSIDEDOWN':
$cap = 'Upside Down!';
$tit = '¡uʍop ǝpısdn';
break;
case 'RGB':
$cap = 'RGB Gaming Webpage';
$tit = 'RGB Gaming Webpage';
break;
case '@BEAT':
$cap = '@'.date("B").'';
$tit = '@'.date("B");
break;
case 'HALO':
$cap = 'coke and fries halo';
$tit = 'coke and fries halo';
break;
case 'LIKECARPET':
$cap = 'Check it out, I\'m in the house like carpet';
$tit = 'Check it out, I\'m in the house like carpet';
break;
}
}
}
?>
<?php if($tit) { echo "isopod.cool v3 - $tit"; } else { echo "isopod.cool v3"; } ?>
certified Good Website by blåhaj';
$tit = "certified Good Website by blåhaj";
echo "";
break;
case 'Kind of dragon free!':
$cap = 'Kind of dragon free!';
break;
case 'UPSIDEDOWN':
$cap = 'Upside Down!';
$tit = '¡uʍop ǝpısdn';
break;
case 'RGB':
$cap = 'RGB Gaming Webpage';
$tit = 'RGB Gaming Webpage';
break;
case '@BEAT':
$cap = '@'.date("B").'';
$tit = '@'.date("B");
break;
case 'HALO':
$cap = 'coke and fries halo';
$tit = 'coke and fries halo';
break;
case 'LIKECARPET':
$cap = 'Check it out, I\'m in the house like carpet';
$tit = 'Check it out, I\'m in the house like carpet';
break;
}
}
}
?>