| Storage space | 47TiB |
| Desktop environment | GNOME (Wayland) |
| Layout | ANSI 75% + Knob + External numpad |
| Switches | Keychron K Pro Brown |
| Firmware | QMK |
| RGB | Yes |
| CDs owned | 164 |
| Consoles modded | 2 |
| Computers upgraded | 3 |
| Computers downgraded | 2 |
| Domains owned | 6 |
| Talent | [Integer overflow error] |
| Bitches | 0 |
| Species | Bathynomus Giganteus |
| Gender | here', 'AMD Ryzen 7 5700G, 32GB DDR4-3600 RAM, AMD Radeon RX 6800XT GPU, 500GB NVMe SSD, 2TB NVMe SSD, 4TB HDD', 'I forgor 💀', 'Bathynomus Giganteus', 'I\'ll figure it out later', 'gay', '//TODO' ); echo $boogeraids[array_rand($boogeraids)]; ?> |
| 3.5mm headphone jack | yes |
| Audio channels | mono |
| Font family | mono |
| Sodium glutamate | 7.1 surround |
| Drop rates | 1-3 bags of Doritos - 80% Wired earbuds - 10% Random Linux install media - 1% |
| Efficiency rating | 80+ Gold |
| Wattage rating | 1000W |
| Height | 194cm |
| Social Insurance Number | 69 |
| Home address | 12h 28m 24.97s, +31° 28′ 37.7″ |
| Most played game (Steam) | Space Engineers (734 hours) |
| Most played game (in general) | Minecraft (Hours unknown but definitely high) |
| Best Hand | 756,276,480 |
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