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    <h1>about me</h1>
    <h2 id="caption" title="General Kenobi!">Hello there!</h2>
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      <img src="/etc/buttons/isopodhours.png" alt="isopod hours">
      <a target="_blank" href="https://deeptwisty.com/"><img src="/etc/buttons/deeptwisty_button.png" alt="deep twisty"></a>
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      <img src="/etc/buttons/aro.png" alt="Aromantic pride flag">
      <a href="https://rainy.gay/pride/pridebuttons.html"><img src="/etc/buttons/trans.png" alt="Trans pride flag"></a>
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    <h2>Specs</h2>
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        <td>Known aliases</td>
        <td>deep twisty, isopod gaming, bathynomus, Hannah</td>
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        <td>Pronouns</td>
        <td><?php echo file_get_contents($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/pronouns.txt'); ?> >> <a href="pronouns">more info</a></td>
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        <td>Preoccupations</td>
        <td>Computer hardware, computer software, electronics, the creation of music and 3D art, any DIY project that'll fit on a desk, and some that won't</td>
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        <td><a href="/stats">More info</a></td>
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    <h2>Links</h2>
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        <td><a href="mailto:webmaster@isopod.cool" rel="me">webmaster@isopod.cool</a></td>
        <td>Email</td>
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        <td><a href="https://signal.me/#eu/Q5Z321Fn6bCsLhj3kNwXxvSgAUmbFiVtx2F-oG0A9_Egl_uTUmNLLYHs1WwbUE4B" rel="me">isopod.97</a></td>
        <td>Signal</td>
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        <td>ask</td>
        <td>Discord</td>
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        <td>ask</td>
        <td>Steam</td>
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        <td>bathynomus#5230</td>
        <td>Revolt</td>
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        <td><a href="https://isopod.zone/@root" rel="me">@root@isopod.zone</a></td>
        <td>Fediverse</td>
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      <tr><td><a href="https://tumblr.isopod.cool/" rel="me">@isopodhours</a></td><td>Tumblr</td></tr>
      <tr><td><a href="https://bsky.app/profile/isopod.cool" rel="me">@isopod.cool</a></td><td>Bluesky</td></tr>
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        <td><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@deeptwisty" rel="me">deep twisty</a></td>
        <td>Youtube for music</td>
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        <td><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@isopodgaming" rel="me">isopod gaming</a></td>
        <td>Youtube for other stuff</td>
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        <td><a href="https://www.twitch.tv/deeptwistygaming" rel="me">deeptwistygaming</a></td>
        <td>Twitch</td>
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        <td><a href="https://deeptwisty.bandcamp.com/" rel="me">deeptwisty.bandcamp.com</a></td>
        <td>Bandcamp</td>
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        <td><a href="https://deeptwisty.itch.io/" rel="me">deeptwisty.itch.io</a></td>
        <td>itch.io</td>
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        <td><a href="https://ko-fi.com/deeptwisty" rel="me">deeptwisty</a></td>
        <td>Ko-fi</td>
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        <td><a href="https://git.isopod.cool/root/" rel="me">git.isopod.cool/root</a></td>
        <td>Forgejo</td>
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    <h2>What's a "deep twisty"?</h2>
    <p>"deep twisty" is a pseudonym I came up with to post my music and such things under. At this point it exists largely as a way to compartmentalize my online identity such that I can link my art to people who I might not want seeing all this. It comes from some tweets from an <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20221214182955/https://twitter.com/SubnauticaSCM/status/1095774020446744576">official Subnautica twitter account</a> where they referred to the then-work-in-progress Deep Twisty Bridges biome as just "deep twisty". I thought it sounded funny. Funny enough to brand myself based on, apparently.</p>
    <h2>About the site</h2>
    <p>This website is written in pure HTML, CSS, and a tiny bit of Javascript with the (at this point rather extensive) server-side stuff done in PHP. It, and everything else I host, is hosted using Caddy on a OVH dedicated server running Ubuntu Server, with domains registered with <a href="https://porkbun.com/">Porkbun</a>. You can read about its history <a href="../blog/posts/deeptwistycom_2nd_anniversary_-_a_history_of_this_bullshit/">here</a>.</p>
    <p>I was helped immensely in building this thing by <a href="https://www.w3schools.com/">W3Schools</a>, the <a href="https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web">MDN Web Docs</a>, the official <a href="https://www.php.net/manual/en/">PHP manual</a>, <a href="https://landchad.net/">LandChad.net</a>, Stack Overflow, and whatever disgusting bottom-feeding SEO leech sites came up first in the search results.</p>
    <h2>Quiz results</h2>
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      <a href="https://casiopea.neocities.org/isopod/isopodquiz.html"><img src="images/isopod_quiz_result.png"></a>
      <a href="https://ouroboreas.neocities.org/quizzes/crackships/quiz"><img src="images/crackship_quiz_result.png" height="100px"></a>
      <a href="https://andou.gay/quiz/donutquiz"><img src="https://andou.gay/quiz/chocolate donut.png" height="100px"></a>
      <a href="https://swiftyshq.neocities.org/fun/quiz/rock/" title="Description: ough.... youre so relaxed.... this rock is PERFECT for napping on.... it's warmed by the sun too... .yo.... snzz"><img src="https://swiftyshq.neocities.org/img/quiz/rock/r2.png" height="100px"></a>
      <a href="https://swiftyshq.neocities.org/fun/quiz/creature/" title="Description: http creature not found. you are maybe toxic but in a funny way. gods little meow meow"><img src="https://swiftyshq.neocities.org/img/quiz/creature/res3.png" height="100px"></a>
      <a href="http://cupped-expressions.net/cheese/quiz/"><img src="images/cheddar03.gif" width=226 height=93 alt="I am cheddar cheese!"></a> 
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    <h2>Testimonials</h2>
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      <blockquote>
        I am not immune to isopods.
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        &mdash; <a href="https://kalechips.net/">Kalechips</a>
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        Furry behavior
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        &mdash; <a href="https://seaslug.neocities.org/">Seaslug</a>
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      <blockquote>
        hi for the love of god hello
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        &mdash; <a href="https://mifs.tumblr.com/">mifs</a>
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      <blockquote>
        isopod isopod isopod isopod isopod isopod isopod isopod isopod
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        &mdash; Twiggy
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