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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
<link href="style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" media="all">
<style>
body {
margin-top: 0;
margin-bottom: 0;
}
main {
height: 100%;
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
justify-content: center;
align-items: center;
}
main > :is(div, nav) {
width: 100%;
}
#webrings > div {
margin: var(--stdpadding);
}
#webrings div :is(a, span) {
padding: initial;
margin: initial;
background: none;
border-left: none;
}
#guys {
position: fixed;
bottom: 0;
left: 3rem;
font-size: 0;
}
#guys > * {
margin-right: var(--stdpadding);
}
#bubblecolumn {
position: fixed;
right: 7%;
top: 0;
width: 29px;
height: 100%;
background-image: url(images/bubblecolumn1.gif);
background-repeat: repeat-y;
pointer-events: none;
}
#bucketfish, .bflink {
--red: #ffcaca;
--orange: #ffedc1;
--yellow: #feffb8;
--green: #c4ffcb;
--blue: #add8ff;
--purple: #ccafe9;
--darkgreen: #3E885B;
--darkblue: #7fb4f5;
--background: #454545;
--rainbowright: linear-gradient(to right, var(--red) 0%, var(--orange) 20%, var(--yellow) 40%, var(--green) 60%, var(--blue) 80%, var(--purple) 100%);
color: var(--purple);
display: inline-block;
position: relative;
text-decoration: none;
transition: linear .2s;
}
#bucketfish:before, .bflink:before {
background: var(--rainbowright);
content: '';
height: 2px;
position: absolute;
bottom: -1.5px;
width: 100%;
left: 50%;
transform: translateX(-50%);
transition: width 0.2s ease-in-out;
}
.bflink:hover {
color: var(--purple);
}
#bucketfish:hover:before, .bflink:hover:before {
width: 0;
}
#bucketfish span {
animation-delay: var(--n);
animation: wave 1.5s linear var(--n) infinite forwards running, rainbow 3s linear var(--n) infinite forwards running;
position: relative;
}
@media (prefers-reduced-motion) {
#bubblecolumn {
display: none;
}
#bucketfish span {
animation: none;
}
}
@media only screen and (hover: none) {
#rightsidebg {
box-shadow: none;
}
main {
justify-content: initial;
height: initial;
}
#guys {
position: initial;
bottom: initial;
left: initial;
}
body {
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
justify-content: space-between;
}
}
@keyframes wave{
0% {top: 0px;}
25% {top: -1px;}
50% {top: 0px;}
75% {top: 1px;}
100% {top: 0px;}
}
@keyframes rainbow{
0% {color: var(--red);}
17% {color: var(--orange);}
33% {color: var(--yellow);}
50% {color: var(--green);}
67% {color: var(--blue);}
83% {color: var(--purple);}
100% {color: var(--red);}
}
</style>
<?php
include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/common.php');
include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/seasonal.php');
?>
<title>isopod.cool v3</title>
<meta name="description" content="real life isopod">
</head>
<body>
<?php include('nav.php'); bg(true, 11, "Pictured: The eponymous Deep Twisty"); ?>
<main>
<img src="images/landing.png" alt="Isopod on her skinkpad (thinkpad but with added skink)" title="replacement image pending"/>
<?php
$username = "niceopod"; // Your username here!
$ch = curl_init("https://status.cafe/users/$username/status.json");
curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, true);
curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_HEADER, 0);
$str = curl_exec($ch);
if(curl_error($ch)) {
//echo curl_error($ch);
$str = "";
}
curl_close($ch);
$status_data = json_decode($str, true);
$status_content = $status_data["content"];
$face = $status_data["face"];
$timeago = $status_data["timeAgo"];
if(strlen($status_content) < 1) {
$status_content = "Something's gone wrong server side...";
}
echo "<figure class='quote'><blockquote id='statuscafe'><div id='statuscafe-username'><a href='https://status.cafe/users/$username' target='_blank'>status</a> $face $timeago</div><div id='statuscafe-content'>$status_content</div></blockquote></figure>";
?>
<nav id="webrings">
<div style="font-family: sans-serif; font-weight: bold;">
<a href="https://hotlinewebring.club/bathynomus/previous" style="color: white; text-decoration: none;">←</a>
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</div>
<div>
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<a href="https://brain.melonking.net/surf-club-random" style="color: #ff74ff;"><span style="color: #864cff;">?</span></a>
</div>
<div>
<a href="https://webring.bucketfish.me/redirect.html?to=prev&name=isopod" class="bflink">⥼</a>
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<a href="https://webring.bucketfish.me/redirect.html?to=next&name=isopod" class="bflink">⥽</a>
</div>
<div>
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</div>
<div>
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</div>
</nav>
<div class="buttons">
<img src="etc/buttons/isopodhours.png" alt="isopod hours">
<a target="_blank" href="https://deeptwisty.com/"><img src="etc/buttons/deeptwisty_button.png" alt="deep twisty"></a>
</div>
<!--script type="text/javascript">document.write('<a href="desktop.html">$login<span class="blinking" >_</span></a>');</script-->
</main>
<div id="guys">
<a target="_blank" href="https://dokodemo.neocities.org/" title="made by Dokodemo"><img alt="An isopod!" src="images/isopod3.png"></a>
<a target="_blank" href="https://lu.tiny-universes.net" title="hi, i'm kevin!"><img alt="Kevin" src="images/plant1-2.png"></a>
<a target="_blank" href="https://newlambda.neocities.org/stuff/adopt" title="benlet"><img alt="benlet" src="images/benlet1.png" style="width: 32px; image-rendering: pixelated;"></a>
<a target="_blank" href="https://www.pixelcatsend.com/profile&id=3734" title="Shadow"><img alt="Shadow" src="images/shadow.png" style="image-rendering: pixelated;"></a>
<a target="_blank" href="https://tarraxahum.neocities.org/adopt/adopt_center" title="french fry"><img alt="french fry" src="images/fry.png" style="height: 2rem;"></a>
<a target="_blank" href="https://kelpeater.neocities.org/collections/isopods" title="Another isopod!"><img alt="Another isopod!" src="images/casiopea_isopod.png" style="height: 4rem;"></a>
<a target="_blank" href="https://shroom.ink/decay/adopt-a-shroom/" title="Ophiocordyceps Unilateralis"><img alt="Ophiocordyceps Unilateralis" src="images/Ophiocordyceps_unilateralis.png" style="height: 4rem;"></a>
</div>
<div id="bubblecolumn"></div>
<?php
if(date("w") == "5" && rand(0, 9) == 4) {
$ind = rand(1,2);
$filename = "images/flatworm friday $ind.mp4";
echo "<div id='flatwormfriday' style='position: absolute;left: 0;right: 0;top: 0;bottom: 0;background: #000000cc;display: flex;justify-content: center;align-items: center;'><video controls=''><source src='$filename' type='video/mp4'>It's Flatworm Friday! Your browser does not support the video tag.</video><span style='position: absolute; left: 1rem; bottom: 1rem;'>Refresh the page to close this</span></div>";
}
?>
<script src="wimpod.js"></script>
</body>
</html>
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