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function tueaday() {
var dateObj = new Date()
var weekday = dateObj.toLocaleString("default", { weekday: "short" }).replace('.','')
switch(weekday) {
case "Sun":
return "suday";
break;
case "Mon":
return "moday";
break;
case "Tue":
return "tueaday";
break;
case "Wed":
return "weaday";
break;
case "Thu":
return "thuday";
break;
case "Fri":
return "friaday";
break;
case "Sat":
return "satuaday";
break;
default:
return dateObj.toLocaleString("default", { weekday: "short" });
break;
}
}
function waititsfucking() {
var s = tueaday();
document.getElementById("tueaday").innerHTML = "wait".concat(' its fucking <a class="tueaday" href="images/', s, '.png">', s, '</a>. god.');
}
function funnytitle() {
const titles = [
"Voted Only Page on the Internet in 2022",
"Willy's Epic Website",
"Will's Cool Webpage",
"Welcome to my page :)",
"😎",
"Hi!",
"Over Construction",
"mySite.html",
"<span style='animation-name: rainbowtext;animation-duration: 2.5s;animation-iteration-count: infinite;'>RGB Gaming Webpage</span>",
"Stream deep twisty",
"I programmed this feature instead of sleeping",
"I didn't want a .carrd.co URL",
"I use Arch btw",
"Bruh moment",
"Supports VPNs",
"You should try reloading"
]
document.getElementById("Header").innerHTML = "<h1 id='headertext'>".concat(titles[Math.floor(Math.random() * titles.length)], "</h1>");
}
function load() {
funnytitle();
waititsfucking();
}
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