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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<?php
$captions = array(
'bruh moment',
'Try reloading!',
'Supports VPNs',
'I use arch btw',
'MySite.html',
'Over Construction',
'Real isopod hours',
'[object Object]',
'* You found the [Moss]!',
'Minceraft',
'Isopod gaming',
'Website of some girl',
'your mom',
'Badly programmed',
'Oh, you know ;)',
'assholes DNI',
'swag',
'\'\'',
'<span class="minecraftsplash">Kind of dragon free!</span>',
'your gay',
'the fuck is a gender',
'The Only Website',
'đđˇđĒđŦđŦđŽđŧđŧđ˛đĢđĩđŽ!',
'Follow me on Google+!',
'404: caption not found',
'Web Ī compliant!',
'cringe',
'real life isopod',
'holy fucking bingle',
'crubge',
'Tested in prod!',
'pwetty epic B)',
'Semi-modular!',
'Did you know?',
'shrimps is bugs',
'Delicious!',
'trnasgener',
'Opinionated!',
'Eurorack compatible!',
'Hackable!',
'HiDPI!',
'&mdash; addict',
'3D printed!',
'Federated!',
'Chitinous!',
'is this a bedbuge?',
'Now in HD!',
'Water me!'
);
$cap = $captions[array_rand($captions)];
?>
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<title>Pot</title>
<link href="style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" media="all">
<style type="text/css">
:root {
--top-header-gap: 64px;
--menuwidth: 140px;
}
html, body {
padding: 0;
margin: 0;
}
body > a {
text-decoration: none;
}
body > a:hover {
color: var(--fg0);
}
#plant {
background: url('images/webgarden-bg.png');
background-size: cover;
}
.header {
background-color: var(--bg0);
border-bottom: .33rem solid var(--accent1);
width: 100%;
padding: 8px 0;
}
.header h2 {
font-family: b612_mono, monospace;
font-size: 2em;
padding-left: 6px;
text-decoration: none;
margin: 0;
border-bottom: .2rem solid;
width: fit-content;
--hbcolor: var(--fg0);
border-image: linear-gradient(to right, var(--hbcolor) 50%, transparent 50%) 100% 1;
}
.h2caption {
width: 212px;
padding-left: 6px;
font-family: b612_mono, monospace;
font-style: italic;
text-decoration: none;
margin: 0;
}
#mainmenu {
background: var(--bg0);
transition-duration: 0.6s;
height: 250px;
width: var(--menuwidth);
position: absolute;
top: 0;
left: calc(250px - 1rem);
z-index: 2;
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
box-shadow: 0 0 0 black;
border-left: 1rem solid var(--accent1);
}
body:hover #mainmenu {
left: calc(250px - var(--menuwidth) - 1rem);
box-shadow: 0 0 40px black;
}
a {
color: var(--fg0);
}
#mainmenu a {
color: var(--linkcolor);
}
#mainmenu a:hover {
color: var(--linkhover);
}
hr {
width: 100%;
border-bottom: none;
border-left: none;
border-right: none;
color: var(--stdaccentborder);
border-top-color: var(--stdaccentborder);
}
.flipped {
display: inline-block;
transform: rotate(180deg);
}
.rainbowtext {
animation-name: rainbow-text;
animation-duration: 20s;
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
}
.blinking {
animation-name: opacityblink;
animation-duration: 2s;
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
}
.minecraftsplash {
animation-name: growshrink;
animation-duration: 1.5s;
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
color: yellow;
display: inline-block;
}
@keyframes growshrink {
0%, 100% { transform: scale(1) /*rotate(-10deg)*/; }
50% { transform: scale(1.2) /*rotate(-10deg)*/; }
}
@keyframes opacityblink {
0%, 50% {opacity: 0;}
50.001%, 100% {opacity: 1;}
}
@keyframes rainbow-text {
100%,0%{color: rgb(255,0,0); text-shadow: 0 0 4px rgb(216, 1, 1);}
8%{color: rgb(255,127,0); text-shadow: 0 0 4px rgb(211, 105, 0);}
16%{color: rgb(255,255,0); text-shadow: 0 0 4px rgb(214, 214, 0);}
25%{color: rgb(127,255,0); text-shadow: 0 0 4px rgb(105, 211, 0);}
33%{color: rgb(0,255,0); text-shadow: 0 0 4px rgb(0, 204, 0);}
41%{color: rgb(0,255,127); text-shadow: 0 0 4px rgb(0, 209, 105);}
50%{color: rgb(0,255,255); text-shadow: 0 0 4px rgb(0, 202, 202);}
58%{color: rgb(0,127,255); text-shadow: 0 0 4px rgb(0, 103, 206);}
66%{color: rgb(0,0,255); text-shadow: 0 0 4px rgb(0, 0, 206);}
75%{color: rgb(127,0,255); text-shadow: 0 0 4px rgb(103, 0, 206);}
83%{color: rgb(255,0,255); text-shadow: 0 0 4px rgb(211, 0, 211);}
91%{color: rgb(255,0,127); text-shadow: 0 0 4px rgb(211, 0, 105);}
}
@keyframes arrowwiggle {
0%,90%,100% { transform: translateX(0); }
92% {transform: translateX(-4px);}
}
audio {
display: none;
}
#mus:checked ~ audio {
display: initial;
}
@media screen and (prefers-color-scheme: light) {
#plant {
background-image:
url('images/webgarden-bg-light.png');
}
}
.meee {
width: 70px;
position: absolute;
top: 172px;
left: 142px;
--hannahbg: light-dark(#2228, #ddd4);
background:
linear-gradient(135deg, transparent 1rem, var(--hannahbg) 0) top left;
padding-right: 3rem;
padding-top: 8px;
padding-left: 8px;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<a target="_blank" href="/">
<div id="plant">
<div class="header">
<h2><?php echo($_SERVER['HTTP_HOST']);?></h2>
<p class="h2caption"><?php echo $cap; ?></p>
</div>
<div class="meee">
<img <?php
if(rand(1, 1000) == 500) {
echo('src="images/collectmypages.png"');
} else {
echo('src="images/yay.png"');
}
?> style="max-width: 100%; height: auto;" />
</div>
<img class="bubblecolumn" src="images/bubblecolumn1.gif" style="height: 250px; position: absolute; left: 20px; top: 0;" />
<span id="hoverme"><</span>
</div>
</a>
<input type="checkbox" id="mus" name="mus" style="display: none;"></input>
<div id="mainmenu">
<a target="_blank" href="/">homepage</a>
<!--a target="_blank" href="../../desktop.html">$login<span class="blinking">_</span></a-->
<hr>
<a href="image1.html">images</a>
<a href="status.php">status</a>
<label for="mus"><a style="text-decoration: underline; cursor: pointer;">song</a></label>
<hr>
<iframe src="https://bugwo.men/stuff/beat/frame.php?theme=pixel" style="width: 84px; height: 27px;"></iframe>
<img src="/etc/buttons/isopodhours.png" alt="isopod hours"/>
<img src="/etc/buttons/trans.png" alt="transgender"/>
</div>
<audio controls style="position: absolute; width: calc(100% - 0.4rem); top: 0.2rem; left: 0.2rem; z-index: 5;"><source src="music.mp3" type="audio/mp3"></audio>
</body>
</html>
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