From 1d95eca73ec9188ac906d76a63c005008db69f99 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Ada Isopods <me@bathynomus.xyz>
Date: Thu, 22 Oct 2026 07:29:28 +0000
Subject: bring the silly captions client side, because apparently you can do
 that

---
 .gitignore                 |  1 -
 cgit-captions/captions.txt | 39 --------------------------------------
 cgit-captions/crontab      |  1 -
 cgitrc                     |  2 +-
 footer.html                | 47 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 5 files changed, 48 insertions(+), 42 deletions(-)
 delete mode 100644 .gitignore
 delete mode 100644 cgit-captions/captions.txt
 delete mode 100644 cgit-captions/crontab
 create mode 100644 footer.html

diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
deleted file mode 100644
index 1ae588b..0000000
--- a/.gitignore
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-cgit-captions/currentcaption
diff --git a/cgit-captions/captions.txt b/cgit-captions/captions.txt
deleted file mode 100644
index f530d67..0000000
--- a/cgit-captions/captions.txt
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,39 +0,0 @@
-your gay
-trnasgener
-and for strait people just gn i guess 😐
-are you cis or are you normal
-i'm not cis, you are
-is this buge trans gener?
-would you rather have unlimited bugs, but no more bugs, or bugs &ndash; unlimited bugs &ndash; and no bugs?
-bruh moment
-i use arch btw
-i use ubuntu server btw
-it is currently real isopod hours
-* You found the [Moss]!
-oh, you know ;)
-this is not a place of honor
-ඞ
-swag
-''
-404 footer not found
-502 bad footer
-generated by fuckin uhhh cgit v67.420 or whatever lol
-If you're seeing this, something is seriously wrong.
-cringe
-don't smoke cigarettes kids they'll make your lungs sus
-feature-compatible with 100% of the shit i was actually using forgejo for
-holy fucking bingle
-crubge
-only unpickle data you trust.
-pwetty epic B)
-Known to the state of California to cause cancer
-did you know?
-shrimps is bugs
-is this a bedbuge?
-girl, we've been knowing how to draw.
-check it out, i'm in the house like carpet
-that's so weirdcore liminal analog horror backrooms scp
-this is where the funny randomly selected messages would go
-come back in 5 minutes!
-bug women
-wait its fucking tueaday. god.
diff --git a/cgit-captions/crontab b/cgit-captions/crontab
deleted file mode 100644
index 9ccee47..0000000
--- a/cgit-captions/crontab
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-*/5 * * * * echo "<div class='footer'>" > /home/git/cgit-configs/cgit-captions/currentcaption && shuf -n 1 /home/git/cgit-configs/cgit-captions/captions.txt >> /home/git/cgit-configs/cgit-captions/currentcaption && echo "</div>" >> /home/git/cgit-configs/cgit-captions/currentcaption
diff --git a/cgitrc b/cgitrc
index f9f48ed..479d41b 100644
--- a/cgitrc
+++ b/cgitrc
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ clone-prefix=https://git.bugwo.men
 # Title and description shown on top of each page
 root-title=bugwomen git server
 root-desc=Cgit web interface for https://bugwo.men/ source code and other repos
-footer=/home/git/cgit-configs/cgit-captions/currentcaption
+footer=/home/git/cgit-configs/footer.html
 
 max-repodesc-length=200
 
diff --git a/footer.html b/footer.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..7f9cbc4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/footer.html
@@ -0,0 +1,47 @@
+<div class="footer">
+	<script id="footercaption">
+		const titles = [
+			"your gay",
+			"trnasgener",
+			"and for strait people just gn i guess 😐",
+			"are you cis or are you normal",
+			"i'm not cis, you are",
+			"is this buge trans gener?",
+			"would you rather have unlimited bugs, but no more bugs, or bugs &ndash; unlimited bugs &ndash; and no bugs?",
+			"bruh moment",
+			"i use arch btw",
+			"i use ubuntu server btw",
+			"it is currently real isopod hours",
+			"* You found the [Moss]!",
+			"oh, you know ;)",
+			"this is not a place of honor",
+			"ඞ",
+			"swag",
+			"''",
+			"404 footer not found",
+			"502 bad footer",
+			"generated by fuckin uhhh cgit v67.420 or whatever lol",
+			"If you're seeing this, something is seriously wrong.",
+			"cringe",
+			"don't smoke cigarettes kids they'll make your lungs sus",
+			"feature-compatible with 100% of the shit i was actually using forgejo for",
+			"holy fucking bingle",
+			"crubge",
+			"only unpickle data you trust.",
+			"pwetty epic B)",
+			"Known to the state of California to cause cancer",
+			"did you know?",
+			"shrimps is bugs",
+			"is this a bedbuge?",
+			"girl, we've been knowing how to draw.",
+			"check it out, i'm in the house like carpet",
+			"that's so weirdcore liminal analog horror backrooms scp",
+			"this is where the funny randomly selected messages would go",
+			"come back in 5 minutes!",
+			"bug women",
+			"wait its fucking tueaday. god."
+		];
+		document.querySelector("#footercaption").outerHTML = titles[Math.floor(Math.random() * titles.length)];
+	</script>
+	<noscript>What, you don't trust me, your close and trusted friend, with Javascript? Why, I'm insulted!</noscript>
+<div>
-- 
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