index.php


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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
  <head>
    <meta charset="UTF-8">
    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
    <title>uServe OS 52.08 LTS "Twisty Tardigrade" Hybrid CLI</title>
    <meta name="description" content="official website of arthroplura, a musician, we think">
    <link href="style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" media="all">
    <?php include("seasonal.php"); ?>
    <style>
      a[href="?88x31"] {
        opacity: 0;
      }
      a[href="?88x31"]:hover,
      a[href="?88x31"]:focus {
        opacity: 1;
      }
    </style>
  </head>
  <body>
    <div style="display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 1.2rem;">
      <a href="https://arthroplura.observer" style="display: block; line-height: 0;">
        <img src="images/arthroplura_darkmode.svg" alt="arthroplura" style="height: 4.5em;">
      </a>
      <div>
        <p>uServe OS 52.08 "Twisty Tardigrade" Hybrid CLI
        <br>&copy; 2040-3052 Sysco Systems, Inc.
        <br>All rights reserved.</p>
      </div>
    </div>
<pre>Current date: <?php echo '3052-'.date("m-d").'@'.date("B"); ?> 
Uptime:       41,742 weeks, 6 days
Terminal:     /dev/pts/1</pre>
    <p><?php echo($greeting); ?></p>
    <?php
      if($_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'] == "deeptwisty.com") {
        echo("<p>NOTICE: The domain deeptwisty.com will soon be deprecated. The home of this website is now <a href='https://arthroplura.observer/'>arthroplura.observer</a>. We apologize for any inconvenience.</p>");
      }
    ?>
    <p>$ hostname -d</p>
    <h1><span class="title"><?php
      switch ($fun) {
        case 1:
          echo("buuuuuuuugs");
          break;
        
        default:
          echo("arthroplura");
          break;
      }
    ?></span><span style="font-size: .75em;">.observer</span></h1>
    <p>$ find ~ -type d</p>
    <nav class="dir">
      <h2>net</h2>
      <a rel="me" class="subvert-color" href="https://www.subvert.fm/arthroplura">://subvert.fm</a>
      <a rel="me" class="bandcamp-color" href="https://arthroplura.bandcamp.com">://bandcamp</a>
      <a rel="me" class="youtube-color" href="https://www.youtube.com/@arthroplura.observer">://youtube</a>
      <a rel="me" class="itchio-color" href="https://arthroplura.itch.io">://itch.io</a>
      <a rel="me" class="kofi-color" href="https://ko-fi.com/arthroplura">://kofi</a>
      <h2>log</h2>
      <a href="txt">txt</a>
      <a href="img">img</a>
      <a href="aud">aud</a>
      <a href="feed.atom">rss</a>
      <h2>inf</h2>
      <a href="credits">credits</a>
      <a href="license">license</a>
    </nav>
    <?php
      if (isset($_GET["88x31"])) {
        echo("<p>$ imgcat ap_88x31.png</p><img src='images/ap_88x31.png' alt='arthroplura 88x31 button'><p>$</p>");
      } else {
        echo("<p>$ <a href='?88x31'>imgcat ap_88x31.png</a></p>");
      }
    ?>
  </body>
</html>