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authorAda Isopods <me@bathynomus.xyz>2026-10-22 07:29:28 +0000
committerAda Isopods <me@bathynomus.xyz>2026-10-22 07:29:28 +0000
commit1d95eca73ec9188ac906d76a63c005008db69f99 (patch)
tree85f3aca88670a73be6d75b6800b2bcbaad79c48b /cgit-captions
parent532d4677cbcf4912b95678202f955fc2450ff6a3 (diff)
bring the silly captions client side, because apparently you can do that
Diffstat (limited to 'cgit-captions')
-rw-r--r--cgit-captions/captions.txt39
-rw-r--r--cgit-captions/crontab1
2 files changed, 0 insertions, 40 deletions
diff --git a/cgit-captions/captions.txt b/cgit-captions/captions.txt
deleted file mode 100644
index f530d67..0000000
--- a/cgit-captions/captions.txt
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,39 +0,0 @@
-your gay
-trnasgener
-and for strait people just gn i guess 😐
-are you cis or are you normal
-i'm not cis, you are
-is this buge trans gener?
-would you rather have unlimited bugs, but no more bugs, or bugs &ndash; unlimited bugs &ndash; and no bugs?
-bruh moment
-i use arch btw
-i use ubuntu server btw
-it is currently real isopod hours
-* You found the [Moss]!
-oh, you know ;)
-this is not a place of honor
-āļž
-swag
-''
-404 footer not found
-502 bad footer
-generated by fuckin uhhh cgit v67.420 or whatever lol
-If you're seeing this, something is seriously wrong.
-cringe
-don't smoke cigarettes kids they'll make your lungs sus
-feature-compatible with 100% of the shit i was actually using forgejo for
-holy fucking bingle
-crubge
-only unpickle data you trust.
-pwetty epic B)
-Known to the state of California to cause cancer
-did you know?
-shrimps is bugs
-is this a bedbuge?
-girl, we've been knowing how to draw.
-check it out, i'm in the house like carpet
-that's so weirdcore liminal analog horror backrooms scp
-this is where the funny randomly selected messages would go
-come back in 5 minutes!
-bug women
-wait its fucking tueaday. god.
diff --git a/cgit-captions/crontab b/cgit-captions/crontab
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index 9ccee47..0000000
--- a/cgit-captions/crontab
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@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-*/5 * * * * echo "<div class='footer'>" > /home/git/cgit-configs/cgit-captions/currentcaption && shuf -n 1 /home/git/cgit-configs/cgit-captions/captions.txt >> /home/git/cgit-configs/cgit-captions/currentcaption && echo "</div>" >> /home/git/cgit-configs/cgit-captions/currentcaption