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			"your gay",
			"trnasgener",
			"and for strait people just gn i guess 😐",
			"are you cis or are you normal",
			"i'm not cis, you are",
			"is this buge trans gener?",
			"would you rather have unlimited bugs, but no more bugs, or bugs &ndash; unlimited bugs &ndash; and no bugs?",
			"bruh moment",
			"i use arch btw",
			"i use ubuntu server btw",
			"it is currently real isopod hours",
			"* You found the [Moss]!",
			"oh, you know ;)",
			"this is not a place of honor",
			"āļž",
			"swag",
			"''",
			"404 footer not found",
			"502 bad footer",
			"generated by fuckin uhhh cgit v67.420 or whatever lol",
			"If you're seeing this, something is seriously wrong.",
			"cringe",
			"don't smoke cigarettes kids they'll make your lungs sus",
			"feature-compatible with 100% of the shit i was actually using forgejo for",
			"holy fucking bingle",
			"crubge",
			"only unpickle data you trust.",
			"pwetty epic B)",
			"Known to the state of California to cause cancer",
			"did you know?",
			"shrimps is bugs",
			"is this a bedbuge?",
			"girl, we've been knowing how to draw.",
			"check it out, i'm in the house like carpet",
			"that's so weirdcore liminal analog horror backrooms scp",
			"this is where the funny randomly selected messages would go",
			"try reloading!",
			"I bet your cgit instance can't do this!",
			"bug women",
			"wait its fucking tueaday. god."
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