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+++ b/index.php
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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
- <?php
- $captions = array(
- 'musician',
- '3d artist',
- 'programmer',
- 'gamer',
- 'dweeb',
- '"artist"',
- 'creative type',
- 'proponent of cool stuff',
- 'linux user',
- 'canadian',
- '.com'
- );
- $cap = str_replace(" ", "&nbsp;", $captions[array_rand($captions)]);
- ?>
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
- <title><?php
- if($cap != '.com') { echo "deep twisty - $cap"; }
- else { echo "deeptwisty.com"; }
- ?></title>
+ <title>uServe OS 52.08 LTS "Twisty Tardigrade" Hybrid CLI</title>
<meta name="description" content="official website of deep twisty, a musician, we think">
<link href="style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" media="all">
- <link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="favicon.ico">
- <!--script> if(/Android|webOS|iPhone|iPad|iPod|BlackBerry|IEMobile|Opera Mini/i.test(navigator.userAgent)) { document.location="mobile.html"; } </script-->
- <style>html, body {height: 100%;}</style>
+ <link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="/favicon.ico">
+ <style>
+ a[href="?88x31"] {
+ opacity: 0;
+ }
+ a[href="?88x31"]:hover {
+ opacity: 1;
+ }
+ </style>
</head>
<body>
- <section id="main">
- <h1 id="header"><span id="headerblue">deep</span> <span id="headergreen">twi</span><span id="headeryellow">sty</span><span id="subheader"><?php echo $cap; ?></span></h1>
- <!--p style="text-shadow: 0 0 4px black;">i'm a computer musician, 3d artist and programmer who's committed to this alias now.<br>this is a hub for the stuff i make. i hope you like it.</p-->
- <nav id="ext">
- <a rel="me" class="bandcamp-color" href="https://deeptwisty.bandcamp.com">bandcamp</a>
- <a rel="me" class="youtube-color" href="https://www.youtube.com/@deeptwisty">youtube</a>
- <a rel="me" class="itchio-color" href="https://deeptwisty.itch.io">itch.io</a>
- <a rel="me" class="kofi-color" href="https://ko-fi.com/deeptwisty">ko-fi</a>
- </nav>
- <nav id="int">
- <a class="white-color" href="/posts">posts</a>
- <a class="white-color" href="/art">art</a>
- <a class="white-color" href="/noises">noises</a>
- </nav>
- <a href="." style="margin-top: 1rem; font-size: 0;"><img src="images/button.png" style="width: 88px;"/></a>
- <p><a href="https://www.bandcampunited.org/">support bandcamp united</a></p>
+ <p>uServe OS 52.08 "Twisty Tardigrade" Hybrid CLI
+ <br>&copy; 2040-3052 Sysco Systems, Inc.
+ <br>All rights reserved.</p>
+<pre>Current date: <?php echo '3052-'.date("m-d").'@'.date("B"); ?>
+Uptime: 41,742 weeks, 6 days
+Terminal: /dev/pts/1</pre>
+ <p>Welcome.</p>
+ <p>$ hostname -d</p>
+ <h1><span class="title">deep twisty</span><span style="font-size: .75em;">.com</span></h1>
+ <p>$ find ~ -type d</p>
+ <section class="dir">
+ <h2>NET</h2>
+ <a rel="me" class="bandcamp-color" href="https://deeptwisty.bandcamp.com">://BANDCAMP</a>
+ <a rel="me" class="youtube-color" href="https://www.youtube.com/@deeptwisty">://YOUTUBE</a>
+ <a rel="me" class="itchio-color" href="https://deeptwisty.itch.io">://ITCHIO</a>
+ <a rel="me" class="kofi-color" href="https://ko-fi.com/deeptwisty">://KOFI</a>
+ <h2>LOG</h2>
+ <a href="txt">TXT</a>
+ <a href="img">IMG</a>
+ <a href="aud">AUD</a>
+ <a href="feed.atom">RSS</a>
+ <h2>INF</h2>
+ <a href="credits">CREDITS</a>
+ <a href="license">LICENSE</a>
</section>
-
- <section id="secondary">
- <div id="displaycontent">
- <iframe style="border: 0; width: 450px; height: 450px; max-width: 80vw; max-height: 80vw;" src="https://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/album=1230113999/size=large/bgcol=333333/linkcol=ffffff/minimal=true/transparent=true/" seamless><a href="https://deeptwisty.bandcamp.com/album/pimo">Pimo by deep twisty</a></iframe>
- </div>
- </section>
-
- <a href="/credits" style="font-size: 10pt; position: absolute; right: .5rem; bottom: .5rem; text-decoration: none;">credits & licensing</a>
+ <?php
+ if (isset($_GET["88x31"])) {
+ echo("<p>$ imgcat dt_88x31.png</p><img src='images/dt_88x31.png' alt='deep twisty 88x31 button'><p>$</p>");
+ } else {
+ echo("<p>$ <a href='?88x31'>imgcat dt_88x31.png</a></p>");
+ }
+ ?>
</body>
</html>