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    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
    <title>uServe OS 52.08 LTS "Twisty Tardigrade" Hybrid CLI</title>
    <meta name="description" content="official website of deep twisty, a musician, we think">
    <link href="style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" media="all">
    <?php include("seasonal.php"); ?>
    <style>
      a[href="?88x31"] {
        opacity: 0;
      }
      a[href="?88x31"]:hover {
        opacity: 1;
      }
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    <p>uServe OS 52.08 "Twisty Tardigrade" Hybrid CLI
    <br>&copy; 2040-3052 Sysco Systems, Inc.
    <br>All rights reserved.</p>
<pre>Current date: <?php echo '3052-'.date("m-d").'@'.date("B"); ?> 
Uptime:       41,742 weeks, 6 days
Terminal:     /dev/pts/1</pre>
    <p><?php echo($greeting); ?></p>
    <p>$ hostname -d</p>
    <h1><span class="title"><?php
      if(rand(0,8192) == 2) {
        echo("depywisty");
      } else {
        echo("deep twisty");
      }
    ?></span><span style="font-size: .75em;">.com</span></h1>
    <p>$ find ~ -type d</p>
    <section class="dir">
      <h2>NET</h2>
      <a rel="me" class="subvert-color" href="https://alpha.subvert.fm/deeptwisty">://SUBVERT.FM</a>
      <a rel="me" class="bandcamp-color" href="https://deeptwisty.bandcamp.com">://BANDCAMP</a>
      <a rel="me" class="youtube-color" href="https://www.youtube.com/@deeptwisty">://YOUTUBE</a>
      <a rel="me" class="itchio-color" href="https://deeptwisty.itch.io">://ITCH.IO</a>
      <a rel="me" class="kofi-color" href="https://ko-fi.com/deeptwisty">://KOFI</a>
      <h2>LOG</h2>
      <a href="txt">TXT</a>
      <a href="img">IMG</a>
      <a href="aud">AUD</a>
      <a href="feed.atom">RSS</a>
      <h2>INF</h2>
      <a href="credits">CREDITS</a>
      <a href="license">LICENSE</a>
    </section>
    <?php
      if (isset($_GET["88x31"])) {
        echo("<p>$ imgcat dt_88x31.png</p><img src='images/dt_88x31.png' alt='deep twisty 88x31 button'><p>$</p>");
      } else {
        echo("<p>$ <a href='?88x31'>imgcat dt_88x31.png</a></p>");
      }
    ?>
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